Warhammer Adventures

[Australian Dawn]

Have you guys seen this?

https://www.warhammer-community.com/201 ... ge-post-1/

I don't know if basing a children's books series on a game staring genocidal, fascistic, religious fanatics hacking each other apart with chainswords is ethical, but I'm sure I would have loved these when I was a kid.

[Voice From Limbo]

So, the Edith Hamilton version of Warhammer?

[Australian Dawn]

Sanitised you mean? I've never read any of Edith Hamilton's work.

[Voice From Limbo]

Maybe Thomas Bowdler might be a more appropriate parallel.

But given your description: "genocidal, fascistic, religious fanatics", Kipling or G. A. Henty might fit.

[Bronshtein]

Harsh on Kipling.
Probably on Henty too.
Both undoubted British, no -English - Imperialists certainly, but fascistic and genocidal?
Those are foreign traits you are thinking of old chap - Belgian and Prussian things. Awful bounders, what do you expect?

[heaps of bodies]

Muppet Babies 40k

This week,Little Marneus Calgar and Wossname Chaosman have an argument, and the emperor explains why it's good to share, but also good to cleanse with Fire and Sword sometimes.

[Voice From Limbo]

My Dear Lads,

Perhaps I exaggerate.

Nah -- for anything with "Warhammer" in the title, the only way to go is full 'roid (ster, not hemor -- though maybe a bit of the latter ).

In the interest of international balance, I should include TR, whose manly story, and genocidal attitude towards the American Indian, inspired many a boy's cap-gun slaughter of Redskin Savages. Bully!

Now where'd I put my copy of "By Sheer Pluck"?

[Australian Dawn]

Muppet Babies 40k

Well, Gonzo is clearly an avatar of Tzeentch.