The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

[Ssanemax]

More accurately,

... We surely could put together a Government of all the Talents and make a run of fisting a reasonable sized prosperous nation, or at the very least the UK.

you bitterly disappoint me. I seriously hesitated to use 'Fist' - 'Surely some child will make a fisting joke Patrick?' "Noooo, the average Frother has a PHD at the least, and years experience in the academic world, or as an advisor to National Governments... we will surely be guaranteed only erudite responses only"

[Etranger2]

That is my considered opinion as an advisor to a government, albeit one a little saner than the current British one.

[Macunaima]

More accurately,

... We surely could put together a Government of all the Talents and make a run of fisting a reasonable sized prosperous nation, or at the very least the UK.

you bitterly disappoint me. I seriously hesitated to use 'Fist' - 'Surely some child will make a fisting joke Patrick?' "Noooo, the average Frother has a PHD at the least, and years experience in the academic world, or as an advisor to National Governments... we will surely be guaranteed only erudite responses only"

Yeah, Pat? The President of the United States likes to grab them by the pussy and there was a British Prime Minister who received felatio from a dead pigs’ head.

You might want to lower your sites wrt the human race’s respectability quotient.

By the way, why the hell do you seem half the time convinced that academics are a bunch of laze-about, ivory tower do-nothings and, the other half of the time, feel that they should be held to a higher moral and ethical standard than the Pope?

For a man who has nothing to with academics, Pat, you sure have strong feelings about them. I don’t like Games Workshop, but I have no beliefs whatsoever about what its store managers should do in their off time.

[Ssanemax]

Yeah, Pat? The President of the United States likes to grab them by the pussy and there was a British Prime Minister who received felatio from a dead pigs’ head.You might want to lower your sites wrt the human race’s respectability quotient.

What part of my post referred to elected officials? I was talking about Frothers. You Twat.

By the way, why the hell do you seem half the time convinced that academics are a bunch of laze-about, ivory tower do-nothings and, the other half of the time, feel that they should be held to a higher moral and ethical standard than the Pope?

I have never said that. I said YOU were a Twat. How have you extrapolated that to suggest I was talking about Academics in General? I am the Professor of Applied Twatspotting at the Macunaima University, I would hardly go tarring all of my colleagues with that same brush. That would lack academic rigour.

For a man who has nothing to with academics, Pat, you sure have strong feelings about them. I don’t like Games Workshop, but I have no beliefs whatsoever about what its store managers should do in their off time.

When I worked for GW I bought Space Hulk 2nd edition. You really need to update your list of things to say about me, you Twat. Last time I was in GW, I bought a copy of Dreadfleet. (fuck know why, a whim I guess. anyone want it? unwrapped but all still intact on the sprue) what were you doing for a living 25 years ago?

I believe if you ignore all the people you THINK are me, I have merely said that you are a Twat.

you Twat.

[Picador]

If UshCha 'walked me to the window' I'd put the condescending cunt through it

[Guest]

If UshCha 'walked me to the window' I'd put the condescending cunt through it

I think that after trying to “play” his rules, anyone would need a reality check.

[Ssanemax]

If UshCha 'walked me to the window' I'd put the condescending cunt through it

I think that after trying to “play” his rules, anyone would need a reality check.

Walks player to Window. Player opens window, jumps out of window and runs to car, followed by all other players.

[Khusrau]

If UshCha 'walked me to the window' I'd put the condescending cunt through it

I think that after trying to “play” his rules, anyone would need a reality check.

Ah, defenestration. There's something nice about keeping to old traditions isn't there?

[Khusrau]

Gotta love the anonymous expert in epidemiology who just happens to stop by this obscure shithole to tell us what actual, named scientists are saying is false.

That would make at least two expert epidemiologists on this little ol' cesspit...

I just worked in the epidemiology research unit at the University. Mainly analysis. But my qualifications are not in epidemiology. But then, I keep changing jobs, trying to find something that pays a fortune, doesn't actually require hard work, and leaves plenty of time for wargaming and laughing at TMP. Retired Lottery Winner isn't a job description you see very often.

[Ssanemax]

Ah, defenestration. There's something nice about keeping to old traditions isn't there?

Actually, I think Traditional Defenestration lacks a certain something, as the defenestratees (?) mostly survived. In UschCha's case I would take inspiration from the the first-and-a-half defenestration, where they made sure they were already dead before throwing them out.