The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

[frotherPest]

I didn’t even know Foundry Landsknecht Orcs were a thing.

Another range you can dropcast...

[Macunaima]

I didn’t even know Foundry Landsknecht Orcs were a thing.

Another range you can dropcast...

I’m happy you have such a high opinion of my skills, Pat.

[Khusrau]

Yah, I didn't know they were a thing either. One of those.. 'sculptor has a mind to make something, ah wtf, we'll cast a few up and see if they sell'?

It certainly wouldn't be the only range of figures I look at and wonder - who the fuck is buying those? Which incidentally includes torture porn, Victrix 12mm tanks, and a host of others. It's a very broad church this hobby, and that's good, because I can stay far away from some of the nutjobs that hang about in the vestry.

[Il Segaiolo Pedantesco]

All my Orcs are 15 mm.

I used to have a Hula Hoop but the battery went.

[Il Segaiolo Pedantesco]

Yah, I didn't know they were a thing either. One of those.. 'sculptor has a mind to make something, ah wtf, we'll cast a few up and see if they sell'?

That was just it - it was't a 'few' - there was a period when it seemed every new release was a Landsknecht orc.

That was about the same time they tried their short-lived 'two left hands' range mind you.

[Il Segaiolo Pedantesco]

Kingdom Death is very idiosyncratic, but they do not do "torture porn".

This doesn't qualify as "torture porn" or are you an apologist for quality?

[Il Segaiolo Pedantesco]

Yah, I didn't know they were a thing either. One of those.. 'sculptor has a mind to make something, ah wtf, we'll cast a few up and see if they sell'?

That was just it - it was't a 'few' - there was a period when it seemed every new release was a Landsknecht orc.

That was about the same time they tried their short-lived 'two left hands' range mind you.

or an Elf...

At least the creativity and quality could be appreciated in contrast with what came afterwards.

[Voice From Limbo]

Flintloque.

Please explain.

[frotherPest]

I didn’t even know Foundry Landsknecht Orcs were a thing.

Another range you can dropcast...

I’m happy you have such a high opinion of my skills, Pat.

Is that a guess at who I am, or a dig that has gone over my head?

If I played Warhammer, I’d consider getting those Orcs instead of GW’s. They have a standout character that would be fun to play with.

[Il Segaiolo Pedantesco]

I didn’t even know Foundry Landsknecht Orcs were a thing.

Another range you can dropcast...

I’m happy you have such a high opinion of my skills, Pat.

Is that a guess at who I am, or a dig that has gone over my head?

nope, he thinks I am half the guest accounts on here, and the other half are Bill*. It makes it easier I suppose - rather than being detested by lots of people, he believes he is actuallly only despised by two.

* of course, you might be Bill. But I don't get that air of self-satisfaction that hangs about Bill like Hai Karate around a Sheffield Nightclub from you, so suspect not.