The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

[Guest]

Gwen. And fair play to her.

[General Paranoia]

Gwen. And fair play to her.

Gwen's English has improved dramatically as Benito. She should consider sticking with the persona. Obviously there are far fewer chickens to be had playing Benito, but it could be her break out role and land her many new parts.
Bill's new charitable status should allow him to replace her easily and I'm sure his plan will go swimmingly right up to the point where he registers under 501(c)(3) of the IRS Code and gets investigated...
Happy days!

[Italwarts]

Obviously there are far fewer chickens to be had playing Benito, but it could be her break out role and land her many new parts.

Not so! Benito can land my parts anytime. I bet they will land on time, as well!!

Viva elle duce!

[Il Segaiolo Pedantesco]

Obviously there are far fewer chickens to be had playing Benito, but it could be her break out role and land her many new parts.

Not so! Benito can land my parts anytime. I bet they will land on time, as well!!

Viva elle duce!

What's with the FrItlish?

[heaps of bodies]

What's with the FrItlish?

I wasn't willing to learn Italian for the purposes of one cheesy joke? I wanted to suggest the amorphous status of Gwenito's Genitalia by using a feminine form. What am I gonna do?

[General Paranoia]

Legion pisses all over Bill's C-in-C rant by stating that he's willing to buy from C-in-C anyway

Hi Bill

[Khusrau]

'Blaspheme'- Jesus Christ and by the Great Ghost of Lenin, what a fuckwit. TNP is 'Let's blow things up with our death's head SS 21cm nebelwerfer, and what colour of tunic should l I paint my concentration camp guards', but we mustn't blaspheme? Fuck me pink.

We train young men to roll a dice to drop fire on people, but their commanders won’t allow them to write “ By the Great Fat Hairy Beef Curtains of the Blessed Virgin Mary, Mother of God” on their airplanes because it’s obscene! And Won't Fit!"

#
1/72 decals on 1/48 models, it'll fucking fit...

[Il Segaiolo Pedantesco]

What's with the FrItlish?

I wasn't willing to learn Italian for the purposes of one cheesy joke? I wanted to suggest the amorphous status of Gwenito's Genitalia by using a feminine form. What am I gonna do?

Not even Google a chart? Fair point, but it's still as jarring as "Viva La France!"

The correct definite article would be La, but Duce is derived from the Latin Dux for war-leader, so it's masculine - the Romans never considered women leading troops or in any position of authority. The Italian for Duke, also derived from Dux, does have a masculine Duca and a feminine Duchessa. Referring to Gwenito as La Duchessa might be interpreted as slang for prostitute or slut, based on old Westerns.

[General Paranoia]

What's with the FrItlish?

I wasn't willing to learn Italian for the purposes of one cheesy joke? I wanted to suggest the amorphous status of Gwenito's Genitalia by using a feminine form. What am I gonna do?

Not even Google a chart? Fair point, but it's still as jarring as "Viva La France!"

The correct definite article would be La, but Duce is derived from the Latin Dux for war-leader, so it's masculine - the Romans never considered women leading troops or in any position of authority. The Italian for Duke, also derived from Dux, does have a masculine Duca and a feminine Duchessa. Referring to Gwenito as La Duchessa might be interpreted as slang for prostitute or slut, based on old Westerns.

You've just nailed the definition of "tedious twat"

[Guest]

The correct definite article would be La, but Duce is derived from the Latin Dux for war-leader, so it's masculine - the Romans never considered women leading troops or in any position of authority. The Italian for Duke, also derived from Dux, does have a masculine Duca and a feminine Duchessa. Referring to Gwenito as La Duchessa might be interpreted as slang for prostitute or slut, based on old Westerns.

You've just nailed the definition of "tedious twat"

Dude you could just as easily have posted that looking at nothing but the poster's name.