That website is more fun than MAD Magazine. Its a fucking waterslide of thinly veiled racism and conspiracy woo-woo...
"At the beginning of that festival, as the hosts were honoring vets and military personnel who were present, the entire audience held up their lighted phones and sang "God Bless America." Needless to say, there were no kneeling NFL players on the scene. As the shots rang out and people began to run for their lives, most of those fleeing stopped to help others who had been injured. NFL fans would most likely do the same.
Maybe not the players, or at least not those spoiled, ungrateful young men who are convinced that this is a racist country and that they are oppressed."
"However, there is some evidence to suggest that Paddock may have been involved in an anti-Trump rally in Reno this past August. Pamela Geller has posted some video and pictures on her website of a man who closely
resembles Paddock, wearing a pink "pussy" hat and a NASA tee shirt. The significance of the tee shirt is that Paddock previously worked for Lockheed Martin, a NASA contractor."
Am I alone in owning a NASA shirt even though I don't work / contract for them?"We are being played for fools by the law enforcement agencies investigating the Las Vegas massacre allegedly perpetrated by Stephen Paddock, a professional gambler and businessman, acting alone. The facts that have been released so far just do not add up."
Is that a catheter bag under Hillary Clinton's loose clothing?Obama IRS granted tax-exempt status to Satanist club in near record timeObama's 'Death to America' Alliance with IranHillary Scares Me"It was Bob Woodward (THE CHOICE) who revealed Hillary's desire to commune with Eleanor Roosevelt in this manner, and that new-age person of note, Jean Houston, facilitated the "conversation." So, when she says that her "faith" got her through "it," is she referring to her faith in God or her faith in Eleanor Roosevelt? Actually, Eleanor Roosevelt would know a thing or two about philandering husbands, but isn't Hillary, devout Methodist that she claims to be, aware that séances are deemed part of the occult (Satan's province) and strictly off-limits for Christians? Seems like a no-brainer to me. So, I'm not too impressed with those "faith" credentials."
"Perhaps the first clue, or the ten thousandth, was when many Democrats opposed the reinsertion of God into their party’s platform in 2012 and booed the judgment that the measure to do so had passed. But now it’s all but official: The Democrats are the party of the Devil. This also explains why the Democrats’ campaign tactics seem to perfectly align with occultist Aleister Crowley’s maxim “Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.”
"Consider good old English words like "diversity," for example, or "sustainable." One can clearly see the Devil's work in them. I mentioned this to Satan, and he replied with a smile. "Yes, you found me out. They are the culmination a product line I first tried out during the New Deal, and it really moved when World War II got going."
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FUCKING BLOODY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!Vegas Gunman's Use of Bump Stock Reduced CasualtiesJesus Christ JJ PARUS, you need help. Real fucking help, not some preacher, but real cognitive reshaping help. Try bashing your head against a wall repeatedly, it can't make your problem any worse...