State of the Union - pre/post election & whatever...

[Ditto Tango 2 3]

I hate assholes who let their dogs shit.

[Ditto Tango 2 3]

No it's awful. Had to stop riding my bike at night along an old rail bed here because of shit bags who didn't pick up.

[Ditto Tango 2 3]

Do you have a dog? If you don't pick up after it, then fuck you straight down to the core of the earth.

[Winnie]

Do you have a dog? If you don't pick up after it, then fuck you straight down to the core of the earth.

That's why Walmart gives you so many bags when you shop. Most of mine go to canine Poopie Patrol.

[Winnie]

Kasich and the other guy i can't pronounce are thinking of doing a "unity" ticket for the next election. One republican, one democrat.

I dig the idea, though they won't get elected.

Two guys who couldn't get 5% of the vote in their own parties running on the Kumbaya Unity Party ticket.
Kasich is the poster boy for ego. How many times has he run, and how high has he ever been?
Dude! That's it! You aren't going any higher!
It must be a Messiah complex.
The only people who remember his name are Jeopardy wannabes.

Autocorrect note. First time I typed "Kasich", it fixed it to Masochist.
Would I lie?

[Winnie]

Do you have a dog? If you don't pick up after it, then fuck you straight down to the core of the earth.

That's why Walmart gives you so many bags when you shop. Most of mine go to canine Poopie Patrol.

By the way, I have often wondered why Pennsylvania has no canine dung beetles, why Kenya is crawling with them for elephants. I saw them in action on TV.

[Bronshtein]

Pennsylvania Results

CANDIDATE Donald J. Trump
PARTY Republican
VOTES 2,970,733
PCT. 48.2%
E.V.20

Quite a lot of dung beetles by the look of it.

[Voice From Limbo]

Why not buy your own?
https://dungbeetlesfordogs.com.au/natures-poo-solution/

[McKinstry]

Do you have a dog? If you don't pick up after it, then fuck you straight down to the core of the earth.

A bit mild for my preference which would see them buggered to death with a hot poker but I'm onboard. Nothing nastier than hiking in a gorgeous place befouled by someone too lazy to pick up for their dog.

[kyotebue2]

I look where I'm walking and have not stepped in any dog shit in years.