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Drjackson wrote:Bogan on sea is also the playground of the middle eastern wealthy. If you want to protest Saudi Arabia human rights pop down in June as most of the royal family is there each year.

Makes sense. Dubai is my other nominee for most souless shithole on earth.

I'm just a bit surprised that the bogan who was caught attempting to smuggle cocaine out of Colombia this week wasn't a Queenslander. She had all the classic attributes of a new Schapelle Corby, right down to the bogan dad and sister with a stupid name not to mention the laughable explanation. Fucking rocket scientist.

On the upside a women's prison in Bogotá is probably quite appealing if you've lived your whole life in Adelaide. There is life after death after all.

Condottiero wrote:

Macunaima nli wrote:
So, advice, Condi? Advice that is actually useful and practical? Or are you just farting out of your ignorant mouth again?

What else could one possibly add to those who've already offered such, even if not completely thought out? An erudite humble humanitarian like yourself must be accumulating enough karmic points to eventually cash in...

Given that all that was offerred before was "toss your family to the wolves and run off to be a pizza deliver boy", I'm not surprised that you have nothing at all to add, Condi.

JJCH the Grey wrote:

Drjackson wrote:When will I get to go west?....

Cheer up Bro! It ain't all that. Want to watch me blow smokeweed rings out of my arse?

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JJCH Raul wrote:...

On the upside a women's prison in Bogotá is probably quite appealing if you've lived your whole life in Adelaide. There is life after death after all.

Alternatively she could move to Melbourne and experience Limbo...

Drjackson wrote:The shire does allow under 19-30 year old Brazilians to come for a year to studywork as we recently employed one (Proviso is they need to have 5-10 K in the bank to live on), though as Latin America is a booming Tourism market a lot of a travel companies are looking for SpanishPortuguese speaking staff. I have no clue on demand for Academics or whatnot

Problem is that its cold, boring and boring.

Australia might at least send you on a nice holiday to Nauru.

Oh, great. So, if my unemployed niece can round up the equivalent of three annual minimum wages, she can wash dishes in Hobbiton for a year before they kick her to the curb. You're right, Dr. Jack: that's right generous.

Australian Dawn wrote:

I just can't wait for schoolies week, better than Bali and I don't need a passport or even the cab fare to Coolangatta.

Bringing things back on track in breaking news............ FUCKING 3-1!! We are certain to qualify for the next round.

The Botafogo fan across the way is crying bitter tears of remorse.

Macunaima wrote:The Botafogo fan across the way is crying bitter tears of remorse.

Dunno why, we just did over some Chilenos and on Sat we will complete our rout of Flu and nobody likes a Flu fan. Maybe it's the realisation that his team choice has consigned him to life long loneliness?

Anyway here's how you cheer the cunt up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ciyHwHKGLg

I've listened to this particular kid grow up 'Fogo. He was maybe 9 when we moved in and 17 today. I can follow Botafogo's fortunes just by listening to what he screams from the window.

Oh yeah, just realised they got done by some fucking Ecuadorians. A nation for whom football is a remote and abstract concept. There's a deeper reason they're known as the Estrela Solitária.