My favorite parts of the 2016 Olympics opening ceremony:
1) Michel Temer getting his ass booed so loud it even came through Rede Globo's censorship. Two seconds into the interim president's speech and you couldn't hear a word he said over the jeers. "Quick! Someone cue the fireworks!"
2) Young Miss Maria Ritalina, behind and to the right of Kenyan athlete Kipchoge Keino on the podium when he accepted his award. Apparently, her dove kite got tangled in another kid's and fuck whatever else was happening: she was gonna untangle that goddamned kite! I think of this kid watching herself on Youtube twenty years from now and smile. This is the stuff family legends are made of.
3) The weird bikes that led in the the teams. Who did the Olympic Committee get to design this ceremony? Dr. Seuss?

4) The pole dancer who Tonga apparently got to carry in their flag. It wasn't enough that he was built like the west end of an eastbound panzer, they had to lube him up with what looked to be something like six imperial pints of palm oil as well.
Not a dry seat in the house. You can see a young lady from the Australian delegation enjoying this performance just to the left of the flag

5) City Councilwoman candidate Indianara Siqueira and the bonde das travestis taking over the Olympics symbol on Copacabana.
