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Contender for best business card ever

PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2015 4:44 pm
by Badger Loving Fluffster
Canning Town may have changed a bit since I lived there... don't remember many business cards like these at the time

This was dropped through with my sisters' mail

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Just... brilliant :)

Re: Contender for best business card ever

PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2015 4:55 pm
by Clayface
What is he, a wish-fairy???

man finds a botle on the beach. He opens it and a genie appears
'I will grant you any wish, o master' he says.
'Hmmm' says the man, 'what sort of things?'.
'Money?' says the genie 'I can make you a millionaire. Just wish for it'.
'No' says the man 'I am not really motivated by money, I live a simple Life.'
'Power then?' says the genie 'Rule the world! Make men and women grovel before you?'
'Oh No!' says the man, that's not my sort of thing at all.'
'Sex then', says the genie.' How often do you have sex?'
'Uhhh about three times a week?'
'hah, I cn increase that!' says the genie.
'I don't know' says he 'That's pretty good for a Priest in a town this size.

Re: Contender for best business card ever

PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2015 5:00 pm
by Norton C Wongpower
I used to get stuff like that all the time when I lived in Bow but with Bagladeshi names, from it being Canning Town I'd imagine this magician is african, I must admit that I never had one promising to solve ANY problem so the African magic must be more powerful. ;)

Re: Contender for best business card ever

PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2015 5:19 pm
by Clayface
Horton W Bangpower wrote:I used to get stuff like that all the time when I lived in Bow but with Bagladeshi names, from it being Canning Town I'd imagine this magician is african, I must admit that I never had one promising to solve ANY problem so the African magic must be more powerful. ;)


With a name like Latif? I would say not. It's the 100% guaranteed bit that gets me. Imagine taking him to court!

Pat

Re: Contender for best business card ever

PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2015 5:48 pm
by geronimo
How is he on Google rankings?

Re: Contender for best business card ever

PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2015 5:55 pm
by Clayface
geronimo wrote:How is he on Google rankings?


'dammit Jim, I'm a wizard, not a miracle-worker'

Re: Contender for best business card ever

PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2015 6:08 pm
by LT nli
Sane Max wrote: It's the 100% guaranteed bit that gets me. Imagine taking him to court!


I have no imagination:

http://asa.org.uk/Rulings/Adjudications ... 49150.aspx

First result on google :D

Re: Contender for best business card ever

PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2015 6:15 pm
by ***
It's okay, Mr Latif can remove the problem of this ASA Adjudication on Mr Latif in 24 HOURS! He is born gifted! 100% guaranteed!

Re: Contender for best business card ever

PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2015 6:18 pm
by Mac in Rio
SEVEN DAYS?!

Sheeeeeeeit. We got pai de santos who promise results in three fucking hours, mate!

No way can you be globally competitive in hustling "whoo" with that kind of shit performance!

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Re: Contender for best business card ever

PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2015 6:21 pm
by ***
Putting those eyebrows on with a Sharpie probably took him three hours…