An Apology To The Enlightenment

[mcfonz]

I think you probably pissed of both John Locke's to be honest. Just wait until the black mist gets you! Or the polar bear!

[Goldwyrm]

TL:DR

Did the two ladies flee Humphrey's boring attempts to impress, and ended up having hot lesbian sex in the bathroom during a session break?

[dhauser]

Nothing impresses the ladies like a great whiskey followed by a lovely porter and it shows enlightenment -ed -ing -ly.

[Hermit]

Next we'll be hearing how Humph is part of a mad religious cult because they easily lured him with one of their better looking acolytes.

But for this, you need to change your username to "A Gullible Humphrey" as pennance.

[IntruderAlert]

TL:DR

Did the two ladies flee Humphrey's boring attempts to impress, and ended up having hot lesbian sex in the bathroom during a session break?

More importantly, did he get to watch?

[Levied Troop]

And did he have a camera?

[Mongrel]

And did they let him have a wank while he watched?

[An Absent Humphrey]

No.
No.
No.

[mcfonz]

Sounds like instead he had to act out an interpretation of the sun rising over the South Downs through the medium of dance.

Fuck I hate it when they ask you to do that.

[Goldwyrm]

Humanity wept.