is "North London" code?

[General Paranoia]

Speaking of being dickish.

Probably. It's all this PMT talk over here rubbing off on me. I don't go there for a fucking reason.

Frothers isn't the best place to be if you don't like things being rubbed off on you

[Altius]

Speaking of being dickish.

Probably. It's all this PMT talk over here rubbing off on me. I don't go there for a fucking reason.

No worries. It generates a fight-or-flight response in me too. We should probably stop talking about it quite so much, anyway.

Besides, we look fucking ancient next to the Aussies and Kiwis, so at least we have that.

[Roger Theloger]

Year... we deported all the criminals to the Americas before 1776... the Aussies have you to thank for that constant joke.

[Rumplestilzskin]

Can't speeak for Kawasaki, but I hate the Plastic Macs even more than I hate the Plastic Paddies.

Customer in Wine Bar: "Do you have a white Macon?"
Waitress (sounding a bit fed up): "No, this is my new, white-nylon overall."

I will get my coat.

[Steders]

I will get my coat.

Don't bother, just fuck off and we'll post it to you

[dhauser]

Year... we deported all the criminals to the Americas before 1776... the Aussies have you to thank for that constant joke.

Any doubts about that and a quick trip through rural Georgia will sort it out.

[Hew Johns]

I can only imagine that seeing as you have fuck all actual history, you attach undue importance to petty nationalistic tribalism.

I mean, my missus' parent's house is older than your entire fucking country.

Who could argue with that?
And we must forgive the bitterness, which is surely down to an absence of mixer faucets.

[kawasaki]

And we must forgive the bitterness, which is surely down to an absence of mixer faucets.

We've got mixer taps in the kitchen, bathroom and utility room. So fuck off with your fancy faucets

[Altius]

It's simple, really. You guys are just jealous of us.

It's 'cuz we own everything.

[Ajsalium]

Nope. Your banks own everything. You only own your debts.