For fucks sake, and I mean seriously? C'mon....

[Ace From Outer Space]

Ok,, so after having my car broken into in January, almost getting squished putting the nipper in his child seat a couple of weeks ago, I come home today to find a couple of unmarked police card and a big fuck off police van outside my next door neighbours house. The house next to her, the home owned by the nice clean living young electrician bloke only fucking well turned out to be a cannabis factory.

My house stinks of skunk and I feel a bit stoned. Which is actually quite nice but still a thing from the pre becoming a dad and growing the fuck up days....

He must have had a hydroponic set up in the loft, which, as we live in a Victorian terrace would explain why I would always get a whiff of something herbal when I would be up in my loft (converted to my painting room/man cave). Also, it could explain why the water pressure in our block of terraces went right down after he moved in...

So, it's shaping up to be a really odd year.

And I think I'm getting the munchies.

[Altius]

This seems like a positive development. If you're getting a contact buzz just being in your own home, then it's probably not good for the nipper to be breathing in all that stuff. Plus, it will probably cut down on the assorted shady riff-raff coming through your neighborhood. Look on the bright side.

[kawasaki]

I gave up the herb when I quit smoking. I make do with mainlining brown these days...

I've been in cannabis factories in the course of my duties, and I've always wondered why the neighbours didn't notice. They stink.

[---]

You've had your 3 so stop moaning

Seriously, got to be good news for the nipper

[Ace From Outer Space]

It is good that it's gone. I've been inside a cannabis factory in Handsworth in Birmingham, so I know how much they stink. You couldn't smell this one apart from when you were in the loft in my house and only then when it was damp. Because I live in a bohemian neighbourhood, I just thought it was the neighbour having a sneaky toke.

There were no classic tell tale signs either. The growers roof was covered in snow in the winter, no late night visitors, I mean, he was hardly ever there as he worked in London during the week on some building contract. His mum and dad would visit in the week and do his laundry etc.

[kawasaki]

Because I live in a bohemian neighbourhood

I know you live in Walsall Viv, but Caldmore?

I jest.


But I could tell you about some fiddles that the cannabis farms employ to get free electric. Most of them are fooking scary.

[Ace From Outer Space]

Caldmore? Never! I live in the Butts Jeff!

[Voltan]

My house stinks of skunk and I feel a bit stoned.

Is this your excuse for wearing a body warmer?

[Norton C Wongpower]

His mum and dad would visit in the week and do his laundry etc.

Those wild criminal hoodlums!

[Norton C Wongpower]

But I could tell you about some fiddles that the cannabis farms employ to get free electric. Most of them are fooking scary.

Story, story, story!