White van drivers and near death experiences

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Re: White van drivers and near death experiences

Postby Levied Troop » Wed Feb 19, 2014 9:42 pm

Voltan wrote:
Germy Bugger wrote:Funny, when three in a bed was mentioned, my thoughts didn't turn to Python :wry:

Well you're a fucking Librarian. 0;)


I thought he was Aquarius?
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Re: White van drivers and near death experiences

Postby Cosmotiger » Wed Feb 19, 2014 11:16 pm

I'm an Aquarius librarian, so maybe you're thinking of me.
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Re: White van drivers and near death experiences

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Re: White van drivers and near death experiences

Postby The Masked Frother » Wed Feb 19, 2014 11:31 pm

Duff wrote:This is a gilet
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This is a bodywarmer
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Some people, some companies in fact, might call the former a body warmer or the latter a gilet, however they would be wrong. A gilet is a classic, stylish, piece of country wear. A body warmer isn't.


Never seen the first about, but the second is a "vest".
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Re: White van drivers and near death experiences

Postby The Masked Frother » Wed Feb 19, 2014 11:31 pm

Or possibly a "ski vest".
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Re: White van drivers and near death experiences

Postby Roger Theloger » Wed Feb 19, 2014 11:56 pm

The Masked Frother wrote:
Never seen the first about, but the second is a "vest".


this is a vest

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from my holiday in Scunthorpe
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Re: White van drivers and near death experiences

Postby Duff » Thu Feb 20, 2014 12:46 am

The Masked Frother wrote:
Never seen the first about, but the second is a "vest".


While I would expect an American to make such a mistake, those savages refer to a waistcoat as a vest after all, I had expected better from a Colonial cousin such as yourself Howard.
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Re: White van drivers and near death experiences

Postby Cosmotiger » Thu Feb 20, 2014 5:18 pm

See, this is why we threw off the chains of tyranny. Now we can refer to anything we damn well please as a vest! And we can shoot each other anytime we like.
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Re: White van drivers and near death experiences

Postby dieselmonkey » Thu Feb 20, 2014 5:58 pm

Cosmotiger wrote:See, this is why we threw off the chains of tyranny. Now we can refer to anything we damn well please as a vest! And we can shoot each other anytime we like.


"When vests are outlawed, only outlaws will have vests." - Charlton Heston

http://youtu.be/yWa3ouFWwJs

Or waistcoats.
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Re: White van drivers and near death experiences

Postby Gi6ers » Thu Feb 20, 2014 8:55 pm

Roger Theloger wrote:
The Masked Frother wrote:
Never seen the first about, but the second is a "vest".


this is a vest

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from my holiday in Scunthorpe


added to challenging wank fodder folder. I'll get through it but half term really puts a dent in my endeavours. To be fair I get to rehydrate and carb load during the lean times.
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