Re: Mummy's Little Soldier
Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 5:55 pmHappy birthday, enjoy your merchandise... Has it got a measure 3 matrix inscribed on it?
You can keep the ruler, we were winding you up about it being valuable.
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Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 5:55 pmRe: Mummy's Little Soldier
Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 6:13 pmHappy birthday humph.
You can keep the ruler, we were winding you up about it being valuable.
You can keep the ruler, we were winding you up about it being valuable.
Re: Mummy's Little Soldier
Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 6:17 pmHappy birthday you old cunt
Re: Mummy's Little Soldier
Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 6:59 pmhappy birthday
Re: Mummy's Little Soldier
Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 6:59 pmDuff wrote:Happy birthday humph.
You can keep the ruler, we were winding you up about it being valuable.
Their is something amusing about him being given it.... I can almost imagine them going... Aww bless...
Hope the other presents were better!
Re: Mummy's Little Soldier
Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 7:23 pmHappy birthday you cunt! We all clubbed together and got you a membership at Frothers Unite UK. We also got you a sandwich, and a nice one at that. Unfortunately, it's now an open sandwich as a passing seagull nicked the top half...
Happy birthday mate!
Happy birthday mate!
Re: Mummy's Little Soldier
Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 7:30 pmHere's a little video birthday card for you. Probably the only decent thing to have ever come out of Scotchland. She even flashes her knickers at you if you look closely:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgqD826HGuI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgqD826HGuI
Re: Mummy's Little Soldier
Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 8:05 pmHappy Birthday
You share it with Abraham Lincoln, Charles Darwin and Franco Zeffirelli.
Lady Jane Grey was executed today and Emmanuel Kant, Charles Schultz, Auguste Escoffier and Lily Langtry all died.
Also, the NAACP was founded, gold was first discovered in Australia and Bill Clinton was accquited of perjury.
Busy old day.
You share it with Abraham Lincoln, Charles Darwin and Franco Zeffirelli.
Lady Jane Grey was executed today and Emmanuel Kant, Charles Schultz, Auguste Escoffier and Lily Langtry all died.
Also, the NAACP was founded, gold was first discovered in Australia and Bill Clinton was accquited of perjury.
Busy old day.
Re: Mummy's Little Soldier
Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 8:44 pmWell Happy Birthday you old curmudgeon or young whippersnapper. 
Re: Mummy's Little Soldier
Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 12:28 pmThe Dozing Dragon wrote:1. You didn't mention how old you are...how can we formally take the piss out of you without that?
Well, he knew about THE Ruler so he must be damn ancient.
Happy Birthday!