Mummy's Little Soldier

[An Absent Humphrey]

It's my birthday today.

As a birthday pressie the ladies in the office have given me...the ruler!!!

I did protest, and told them it may seem to them just a placcy ruler, and that it was worth a bit of money, but they laughed and said IT WAS MINE!!!

Oh yes.

[Germy Bugger]

It's my birthday today.

As a birthday pressie the ladies in the office have given me...the ruler!!!

Each to their own

[fear_the_squirrels]

So the ladies in the office gave you all 12 inches and you liked it?

-TOC

[Altius]

A ruler, eh? That's nice. Here in Yankeeland, our big office prize is usually the stapler:

http://youtu.be/uVD3KPUnKHk

[Glenn]

They gave you THE ruler?

that's the RQ one that popped up a thread a wee while ago I assume?

In which case, well done, that's fantastic news

And happy birthday

[Paintpig]

[Steders]

It's my birthday today.

As a birthday pressie the ladies in the office have given me...the ruler!!!

I pulled my trousers down, bent over and screamed 'JUST KEEP GOING UNTIL MY BIG WHITE CHEEKS ARE BURNING WITH DESIRE!!!'
Then they explained it was for measuring things not correcting fat old twats.
Does anyone know of any jobs going?

Happy birthday you sad old bastard

[The Dozing Dragon]

1. You didn't mention how old you are...how can we formally take the piss out of you without that?

2. Duff will be jealous.

3. Happy birthday

[An Absent Humphrey]

1. You didn't mention how old you are...how can we formally take the piss out of you without that?

2. Duff will be jealous.

3. Happy birthday

1. Old enough to know better.

2. It's up for sale...

3. You say that, but where's my fucking present? Actions speak louder than words.

[Hastati]

Happy Birthday and I hope they at least lubed you up before giving you the ruler. I bet you even had a special birthday "sandwich." Bastard.