Frothers Unite! UK

I'm stuck going to a "girls night"

at some point it usually devolves into what's the best/worst pick up line
1) ever tried on you
2) that you've ever tried

I need some REALLY outstanding ones (good or bad) so I never have to go again

Didn't really use pick up lines, more a case of going ugly early or circle the herd and picking off the sick and weak.

Do women use pick up lines? I figured they just fluttered their eyelashes.

Had two girls come up to me and say they would kiss me if I bought them a drink, I told them I would rather the drink myself. After they repeatedly insisted to the barmaid I was going to pay for their drinks she said I dont think he is. I then bought the barmaid a drink in front of them just to be a dick.

I once got the number of a girl before finding out she had a boyfriend who was away in the army. Not wanting anything to do with that and being very drunk I walk up to the barmaid and said I wanted 4 jager bombs and her number, it worked.

A week later I got angry texts from the barmaids phone. Turned out it was the barmaids girlfriend.

I also used to find success walking up to girls and asking them what they are buying me at the bar. I did it for a joke most of the time but it usually got a laugh and sometimes a free drink.

Some of the ones I have heard people say or have been told were said

Hello, I haven't cum across your face before

Did you fall from heaven? Because that would explain what happened to your face. (If she laughs instead of getting offended she's a keeper.)

When asked to speak some greek a friend of mine said "Your hair smells like toilet" the girl could speak greek and he got a slap.

Do you fuck n first dates (Straight to the point)

ALizardInCrimson wrote:
I need some REALLY outstanding ones (good or bad) so I never have to go again

Must admit that I have never had much luck with:

"You don't sweat much for a fat girl, do you?"

'Your eyes are like spanners - whenever I see them my nuts tighten.'

"I've got a bottle of mead back at my tent" used to work quite well.

Goldwyrm wrote:"I've got a bottle of mead back at my tent" used to work in 1185AD.

How fucking old are you?

normally the old corny ones to get a laugh and break the ice, such as 'If I said you had a great body would you hold it against me?'. not that I've ever been successful with any line.

Steders wrote:

Goldwyrm wrote:"I've got a bottle of mead back at my tent" used to work in 1185AD.

How fucking old are you?

Old enough to know asking my age won't work, especially when you're so rude about it.

Alien sounds desperate. Try it on him.

"Can I buy you a drink gorgeous?"
"No, sod off"
"I suppose a fuck's out the question then?"