Frothers Unite! UK

In a noisy club you can always use; "Tickle your ass with a feather?"
if she looks horrified and says "What?" then re-iterate; "Particularly nice weather!"

Of course;"Stick a bird up your butt" and "S'ok it's gonna rain" should never be substituted.

"Needs more boobies"?

IntruderAlert wrote:"Needs more boobies"?

pththththththth!!!!

Germy Bugger wrote:Got a really bad one for you.
While fighting to get served at a bar many moons ago thought I'd be a gentleman and tell the barman to serve the lady next to me first.
She appreciated the gesture and said "nice to meet an Australian with manners"

you look like a criminal, she couldn't help mistaking you for an aussie

some of these should do

I thank the Frothers hive mind and we'll see if I survive friday night

Do report back.

Take a handkerchief with you. Hold it up to the girls face.

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

I have actually used the line "did you know smoking ruins your sex life?" before successfully

Moi "Did you know smoking ruins your sex life?
Smoking Bird "How come?"
Moi "How can you give me a blowjob with a fag in your gob" (for our US cousins fag = cigarette in this case)

I got a reasonable blowy and a burnt thigh ......... still saw her for a few weeks though ... Oh the joys of fickle youth ...............

Reputedly my Brother in law tried this one successfully (they are now married!).

BiL-"I bet I can make your tits wobble without touching them"
Her-"I bet you can't"
BiL-"All right then I'll bet you £1 I can make your tits wobble without touching them"
Her-"OK then I guess"
*shake hands on deal*
BiL- *Reaches out and wobbles her breasts with his hands* followed by "Here's £1 - it was worth it."

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Another friend tried the following on a waitress when he found there wasn't enough cutlery at the table - "I suppose a fork is out of the question?". (No luck there though)

well... that was... interesting