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Re: good pick up lines.....

PostPosted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 3:06 pm
by SaigonSaddler
Fuck?

Re: good pick up lines.....

PostPosted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 3:10 pm
by kawasaki
SaigonSaddler wrote:Fuck?


Do I have to draw a diagram?

Re: good pick up lines.....

PostPosted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 3:12 pm
by dieselmonkey
The only 'line' I can ever remember using was 'Fancy a fuck and a pizza?' for a joke to a complete stranger, as I thought she was way out of my league.

The reply I got to said line was 'What flavour?' which I took as a good sign. We ended up going out for a couple of years.

Re: good pick up lines.....

PostPosted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 3:41 pm
by General Paranoia
Never got close enough to use a chatup line... well apart from the one time I used a megaphone, but I'm not sure anyone was at home :(

Re: good pick up lines.....

PostPosted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 3:48 pm
by Bergil
"Fancy a coffee at your place?"

Worked :oops:

Re: good pick up lines.....

PostPosted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 4:02 pm
by TwoGunBob
Is there such a thing as a good pick up line? I've been married for so long that I haven't had to swim with sharks for a long time.

Googling it gives you interesting tidbits like:

Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns!
Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.

I'd love to hear about gaming pick up lines where "Wow, you rolled a natural 18 charisma!!!" worked however.

Re: good pick up lines.....

PostPosted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 4:03 pm
by Bumblebee
Mine was "Want to play in my Call of Cthulhu game?" at uni Role Playing Club. It worked :lol:

Re: good pick up lines.....

PostPosted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 4:10 pm
by Carlos13th
Closing time at a bar.

"Theres more booze at mine"

Re: good pick up lines.....

PostPosted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 4:16 pm
by Steders
TwoGunBob wrote:I've been married for so long that I haven't had to swim with sharks for a long time.

This. Our tactics back in the day was drinking loads, going to night clubs and basically dancing real close to girls, then trying to grapple with them when a slow tune came on.

Always remember. the next day, when you wake up and ask your mates if you should ring the girl you got off with the night before, never ever under any circumstances listen to them if they are really enthusiastic. The lying cunts will be setting you up to meet a proper munter.

Re: good pick up lines.....

PostPosted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 4:16 pm
by Steders
TwoGunBob wrote:I've been married for so long that I haven't had to swim with sharks for a long time.

This. Our tactics back in the day was drinking loads, going to night clubs and basically dancing real close to girls, then trying to grapple with them when a slow tune came on.

Always remember. the next day, when you wake up and ask your mates if you should ring the girl you got off with the night before, never ever under any circumstances listen to them if they are really enthusiastic. The lying cunts will be setting you up to meet a proper munter.