Re: what spoilsports Nottingham council are
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Sat Feb 08, 2014 5:47 pmby overrevdsquat
Sane Max wrote:kawasaki wrote:My ex-wife called me a cunt. Who should I complain to?
I always think Priests should be held to account for the promises they make. If you got married in a church, maybe take it up with God?
What promise did the priest make? A marriage is full of promises between the couple, and every now and then a promise by the family and friends of each too, but the presiding person just leads them through it
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Re: what spoilsports Nottingham council are
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Sat Feb 08, 2014 6:51 pmby Ace From Outer Space
Skipp wrote:Jez wrote:When I read bollocks like this it makes me glad I left the UK a long time ago.
When I read "glad I left... Ain't what or how it used to be" comments, I always think I'm glad too, thank fuck you've gone.
And it makes me glad my parents settled here!
Re: what spoilsports Nottingham council are
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Sat Feb 08, 2014 7:08 pmby Skipp
Ace From Outer Space wrote:Skipp wrote:Jez wrote:When I read bollocks like this it makes me glad I left the UK a long time ago.
When I read "glad I left... Ain't what or how it used to be" comments, I always think I'm glad too, thank fuck you've gone.
And it makes me glad my parents settled here!
Me too.
(that is I'm glad your folks settled here)
Re: what spoilsports Nottingham council are
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Sat Feb 08, 2014 7:22 pmby An Absent Humphrey
And it makes me glad that you're glad, that you're glad your parents came here, that you're glad, and glad that you fucked off.
Did I get all that right? Good, I'm glad.
Re: what spoilsports Nottingham council are
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Sat Feb 08, 2014 8:47 pmby Duff
So everyone's happy then? Excellent.
Re: what spoilsports Nottingham council are
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Sun Feb 09, 2014 6:12 amby SaigonSaddler
Dear simpering metrosexuals: I don't even let me bitches tie their own shoelaces.
Surprised some of you have time to post with all that washing up and ironing you have to do. What time is missy coming back from werk with the strap-on?
King Mysoge.
Re: what spoilsports Nottingham council are
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Sun Feb 09, 2014 11:25 amby Skipp
SaigonSaddler wrote:Dear simpering metrosexuals: I don't even let me bitches tie their own shoelaces.
Surprised some of you have time to post with all that washing up and ironing you have to do. What time is missy coming back from werk with the strap-on?
King Mysoge.
Can I be the 1st to say, Go fuck yourself spunk breath!
Re: what spoilsports Nottingham council are
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Sun Feb 09, 2014 11:28 amby SaigonSaddler
Skipp wrote:SaigonSaddler wrote:Dear simpering metrosexuals: I don't even let me bitches tie their own shoelaces.
Surprised some of you have time to post with all that washing up and ironing you have to do. What time is missy coming back from werk with the strap-on?
King Mysoge.
Can I be the 1st to say, Go fuck yourself spunk breath!
Don't know about first in line - there's been plenty before you...
this week.
Re: what spoilsports Nottingham council are
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Sun Feb 09, 2014 1:15 pmby Doremi Fasol Latido
SaigonSaddler wrote:Dear simpering metrosexuals: I don't even let me bitches tie their own shoelaces.
Surprised some of you have time to post with all that washing up and ironing you have to do. What time is missy coming back from werk with the strap-on?
King Mysoge.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing. She's already been told twice.
Re: what spoilsports Nottingham council are
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Sun Feb 09, 2014 3:31 pmby Skipp
I like my jokes to have a few more laughs.