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Re: IP sucks

PostPosted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 12:56 am
by Norton C Wongpower
Or can he?
Chances are he's hired a body double to type the words as he silently dictates in sign language from Korea, problem is that his dark web server in Kiev has been hit by a molotov cocktail (thrown by a rogue CIA agent, I might add). Nobody knows that the transcription has been garbled (the wire was actually from Duke!) Taking sensible insurance against such a mishap, he's snuck in via Frother's barely concealed back door (Rev left it open during his final evacuation). His mission is to steal our finest hamsters, thus providing back up power until the Mandela sign guy can come and retranslate the mess.
Maybe.

Re: IP sucks

PostPosted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 4:22 am
by dhauser
IP doesn't really suck. Oh sure IPv4 was a bit limited; however, by establishing classless IP with NAT we have seriously extended the life of this little protocol and don't forget IPv6 is waiting in the wings for an opportunity.

IP suck? No I must disagree. 0;)

Re: IP sucks

PostPosted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:42 am
by Doremi Fasol Latido
I'm just constantly reminded of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ysMt_9JnyI

Re: IP sucks

PostPosted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:50 am
by General Paranoia
Andrew May wrote:Or can he?
Chances are he's hired a body double to type the words as he silently dictates in sign language from Korea, problem is that his dark web server in Kiev has been hit by a molotov cocktail (thrown by a rogue CIA agent, I might add). Nobody knows that the transcription has been garbled (the wire was actually from Duke!) Taking sensible insurance against such a mishap, he's snuck in via Frother's barely concealed back door (Rev left it open during his final evacuation). His mission is to steal our finest hamsters, thus providing back up power until the Mandela sign guy can come and retranslate the mess.
Maybe.


Actually I think Tony got a special offer on his likes "Biy fore thowsand lickes, get troll survise free"

Re: IP sucks

PostPosted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 2:47 pm
by YAAF
Woodwose wrote:Actually I think Tony got a special offer on his likes "Biy fore thowsand lickes, get troll survise free"


I had not idea that Brownlie was in that kind of business.

Re: IP sucks

PostPosted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 7:08 pm
by An Absent Humphrey
Super Humphrey wrote:
Woodwose wrote:We should have a sweepstake on how long he lasts :wink:

Anyway, I think he'll be gone by end of the week. But I'll stick my neck out and say that he'll get fed up and be gone by Thursday.


It's Wednesday and there's been no sign of him today. It's looking good for my prediction! What do I win?

Re: IP sucks

PostPosted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 7:44 pm
by Ajsalium
A virtual sandwich.

In fact, make yourself a real one. Yummy!

Re: IP sucks

PostPosted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 8:19 pm
by korean lite
Super Humphrey wrote:It's Wednesday and there's been no sign of him today. It's looking good for my prediction! What do I win?


Ah! Spoil your fun I do...no wait, that's Yoda...hang on....Hah! yo fuckee fuckee dick mom, I still standing.




Actually, that might be Elton John.

Re: IP sucks

PostPosted: Thu Feb 06, 2014 6:24 pm
by da_bish
Hermit wrote:I don't think he's that clever to use a proxy. He can barely string a sentence together.


It's not hard to use a proxy, and not expensive. And more to the point, this is obviously a pisstake, not a real ESL rant like the Legendarion one it's mimicking.