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Re: IP sucks

PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 11:04 am
by An Absent Humphrey
One way of working out whether he's genuine or not is by looking at the language in the posts and times he posts.
The language isn't fluent English so he's not an English speaker which means he's in a non-English speaking country. So by looking at the times he makes his posts will give us some idea of where in the worls he is. If he posts during UK working hours then it may well be he's someone on a wind up. Korea is what, 8 hours in front of is? So let's see if he stops posting by mid-afternoon GMT. The US is 5 to 8 hours behind, but he's posted already today, so that's unlikely to be his location. By looking at the times of his posts it'll give us some idea of where in the world he is. I suspect he's in the UK...
All this assuming he's for real. I'm not convinced he is because his attempts at writing like a Korean non-English speaker have been a bit hackneyed and cliched. It's almost as if he's writing it and pulling his eyes back at the same time.

Re: IP sucks

PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 11:08 am
by Pablo Spandangle
I just assumed he was Ukrainian.

Re: IP sucks

PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 11:22 am
by Rumplestilzskin
Super Humphrey wrote:It's almost as if he's writing it and pulling his eyes back at the same time.


It will be pulling its eyes back because its butt-plug is a little bit tight, while it is pretending to be Korean.

Re: IP sucks

PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 12:46 pm
by General Paranoia
I think we should start training him to do the trolling properly. I'm going to start grading his work in red ink and give him helpful suggestions on how it's supposed to be done.
It's pitiful to see him struggling so badly :(

Re: IP sucks

PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 1:01 pm
by Glenn
I do find him entertaining to be honest, I was at a Maccy Dees last night with a few minutes to kill and found myself laughing so much I was nearly choking and spitting up a milkshake whilst reading some of his comments and more especially the replies to them from the gathered assembly of frothers. There seems to be a genuine appreciation here for quality Trollage..its just a shame Korean isn't up to the level hoped for.

Re: IP sucks

PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 1:37 pm
by Mongrel
Glenn wrote:I do find him entertaining to be honest, I was at a Maccy Dees last night with a few minutes to kill and found myself laughing so much I was nearly choking and spitting up a milkshake whilst reading some of his comments


Really? you're obviously easily entertained . . . :roll:

Re: IP sucks

PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 1:52 pm
by Glenn
God yes, very easily. :)

Re: IP sucks

PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 2:21 pm
by General Paranoia
Mongrel wrote:
Glenn wrote:I do find him entertaining to be honest, I was at a Maccy Dees last night with a few minutes to kill and found myself laughing so much I was nearly choking and spitting up a milkshake whilst reading some of his comments


Really? you're obviously easily entertained . . . :roll:


Make way for "Gail killer"... come on Frank, bet you can't make this one bloop out in just two words 0;)

Re: IP sucks

PostPosted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 12:56 am
by Etranger2
Aww bless. The little lad's joined up. Does that mean we get to keep him?

Re: IP sucks

PostPosted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 8:50 pm
by Hermit
One way of finding out where he's from is to do a simple IP check on one of his posts that we know is genuine. That should tell us roughly who he is. Anyone with such mod powers wish to have a look?