Frothers Unite! UK

I do not realy understand that motherfuckers who are tearing their asses for someone else's intellectual property rights. Anything you whant is that the sucker who holds you by the balls had more money on you?!?!?! Are you realy stupid or he pays you? That is the quastions!

Articulately put sir.

Just one follow-up question if I may -- dafuq?

Norwegian scientists have hypothesized that Rudolph’s red nose is probably the result of a parasitic infection of his respiratory system.

I thought 'to be or not to be' was the question, thanks for enlightening me! Anyway, Rudolph has a red nose because he is an alcoholic. This would explain why he is unable to park on the street and instead has to let Santa climb down chimneys...

He also doesn't play any reindeer games.

As always! A bunch of shiteaters talking shit!
This place sucks also. Fuck all of you jerks!

It appears somebody has left the troll gate open.

Derp!

Did you know you could get reindeer salami in IKEA. It's really nice, much denser tasting than say, salami and not as greasy. It also has a more gamey flavour that is rather nice.

The best thing about it is you don't have to use an Allen Key to eat it.

Rudolf has a red noce because he is a man eater. His muzzle is red with blood.