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Re: Life's a Beach and then...

PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 8:16 am
by IntruderAlert
Lady Di -- a prophetic name.

Re: Life's a Beach and then...

PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 8:56 am
by YAAF
Are you saying she wasn't a natural blonde?

Re: Life's a Beach and then...

PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 11:26 am
by Clayface
IntruderAlert wrote:Lady Di -- a prophetic name.


First the Dodo died, then Dando died, then Di died, then Dodi Died.
Dido must be shitting herself.

Pat

Re: Life's a Beach and then...

PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 11:55 am
by Vermis
kawasaki on another pooter wrote:Learn to read or you'll walk into a minefield?


That, I think. Especially if you can't be arsed reading the 'danger - minefield!' sign.

Given the general level of literacy I see about the place, I don't think it's all that outrageous a scenario. :)

Re: Life's a Beach and then...

PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 11:58 am
by An Absent Humphrey
The message it's sending me is that the Australian government should stop laying minefields on land next to pleasure beaches.

Re: Life's a Beach and then...

PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 12:14 pm
by Clayface
Super Humphrey wrote:The message it's sending me is that the Australian government should stop laying minefields on land next to pleasure beaches.


The message it gives me is that we should stop giving these sorts of viral film-makers airspace - this isn't a real ad, or for a real organisation - just someone trying to get people to watch their 'film' so they can use the number of hits it gets in their film-school application.

And it worked.

Pat

Re: Life's a Beach and then...

PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 12:22 pm
by The Masked Frother
Super Humphrey wrote:The message it's sending me is that the Australian government should stop laying minefields on land next to pleasure beaches.


Beaches are the front line against illegal immigration!

Re: Life's a Beach and then...

PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 3:13 pm
by Goldwyrm
Where's Korean?

I'm going to develop a complex if I don't get my topic trolled.

Re: Life's a Beach and then...

PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 3:21 pm
by Goldwyrm
Sane Max wrote:The message it gives me is that we should stop giving these sorts of viral film-makers airspace - this isn't a real ad, or for a real organisation - just someone trying to get people to watch their 'film' so they can use the number of hits it gets in their film-school application.

And it worked.

Pat


Of course in due time, people will confuse this with reality and think it really happened, like the boy that almost got snatched by the eagle, and the stunt pilot that landed the plane with one wing.

Once that threshold has been realized, I can commission work on a film to attract my cult followers. An octopus super imposed over my face asking for donations to raise R'lyeh should do the trick.

Re: Life's a Beach and then...

PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 3:36 pm
by General Paranoia
Goldwyrm wrote:Where's Korean?

I'm going to develop a complex if I don't get my topic trolled.


Perhaps he's heard about your collection of poodle based musical toilet roll holders and has decided not to mess with you?