TMPer trying out as a Frother/Introduction

[Mongrel]

I'm sure if you don't act like a cunt you'll be fine.

I'm not sure that's the way it works Frank...

Very selective quoting there Tim

[An Absent Humphrey]

Yes, we all miss Rev and Redzed.
But they're not here anymore and all this navel-gazing won't ruddy well bring them back.
Move on.
Seriously, chaps, it's time you jolly well Pulled Your Socks Up* and Stopped That Bottom Lip Quivering* and just got used to the idea. Frothers isn't what it used to be and never will again. It's about time you Took Your Head Out Of The Clouds* and Started Living In The Real World*. Look to the future not the past.


*These are all chapter titles from the new book I'm working on - A Guide To British Philosophy

And yes, it really is a pity they're not with us anymore.

[nate the great]

Ok, so basically to quote my favourite north man"you just have to be realistic."

[6milPhil]

Great blog, excellent painting, welcome. Frothers is a virtual back of the school bus, so although most will act like lippy cunts don't let that fool you, they really are lippy cunts.

[An Absent Humphrey]

Ok, so basically to quote my favourite north man"you just have to be realistic."

Yeah, that'll be another chapter title. Along with 'Sweep It Under Your Inner Carpet' and 'If You Don't Stop Crying I'll Give You Something To Bloody Well Cry About'.

[Doremi Fasol Latido]

Edit: Though you generally go above and beyond the call of duty in keeping up this places reputation Sturmy.

I didn't realise I was such an uber cunt.

[nate the great]

Humph, you cant forget "Chin up and jolly well try again." A favourite of my Headmistress in primary school.

[richred_uk]

Edit: Though you generally go above and beyond the call of duty in keeping up this places reputation Sturmy.

I didn't realise I was such an uber cunt.

Don't you look at your own painting posts - that's what we all think of you

[freakinacage]

I'm sure if you don't act like a cunt you'll be fine.

I'm not sure that's the way it works Frank...

Very selective quoting there Tim

Thankee sire!

[Steders]

Thanks for the warm welcome!

Fuck off you cunt

I type this whilst taking a shit, why are there no services on the A68?