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the sounds - like trumpets calling the demons back to Hell

PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2014 3:36 pm
by YAAF
Its Amazon review time again.

This time its "Haribo Gummy Candy, Sugarless Gummy Bears, 5-Pound Bag" and by the sound of it they should never be eaten, ever ... unless you want to reboot your digestive system completely.

Safety Warning
Consumption of some sugar-free candies may cause stomach discomfort and/or a laxative effect. Individual tolerance will vary. If this is the first time you’ve tried these candies, we recommend beginning with one-fourth of a serving size or less. Made with Lycasin, a sugar alcohol. As with other sugar alcohols, people sensitive to this substance may experience upset stomachs.


http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummy-Cand ... roduct_top

Re: the sounds - like trumpets calling the demons back to He

PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2014 5:33 pm
by Hastati
I've already said I'm bringing these to Salute for the Frothers' tables instead of Belgian chocolates, these are a much healthier option.

Re: the sounds - like trumpets calling the demons back to He

PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2014 7:43 pm
by pete
I suspect anything with alcohol in will go down just fine... :drunk: :drunk:

Re: the sounds - like trumpets calling the demons back to He

PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2014 8:12 pm
by mcfonz
Sounds like it's not so much the going down that's the problem, it's what happens as a result . . . .

Re: the sounds - like trumpets calling the demons back to He

PostPosted: Sat Jan 25, 2014 12:22 pm
by freakinacage
Indeed. Tempted to try these at work!

Re: the sounds - like trumpets calling the demons back to He

PostPosted: Sat Jan 25, 2014 12:41 pm
by Doremi Fasol Latido
freakinacage wrote:Indeed. Tempted to try these at work!


You want to shit your pants in work?!

Re: the sounds - like trumpets calling the demons back to He

PostPosted: Sat Jan 25, 2014 4:43 pm
by mcfonz
Doremi Fasol Latido wrote:
freakinacage wrote:Indeed. Tempted to try these at work!


You want to shit your pants in work?!


Maybe he wants other people to shit their pants at work?

Re: the sounds - like trumpets calling the demons back to He

PostPosted: Sat Jan 25, 2014 5:41 pm
by Doremi Fasol Latido
mcfonz wrote:
Doremi Fasol Latido wrote:
freakinacage wrote:Indeed. Tempted to try these at work!


You want to shit your pants in work?!


Maybe he wants other people to shit their pants at work?


Or maybe other people to shit in his pants at work?

Re: the sounds - like trumpets calling the demons back to He

PostPosted: Sat Jan 25, 2014 7:24 pm
by freakinacage
You're all wrong. I want to shit into other people's pants at work...

Re: the sounds - like trumpets calling the demons back to He

PostPosted: Sat Jan 25, 2014 7:42 pm
by mcfonz
freakinacage wrote:You're all wrong. I want to shit into the cleaning ladies granny knickers...


:shock: