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Re: What Do We have Here? A Ranger?

PostPosted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 10:36 am
by Norton C Wongpower
Ironically that one took me less than a second!

Re: What Do We have Here? A Ranger?

PostPosted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 10:41 am
by Steders
Andrew May wrote:Ironically that one took me less than a second!

:oops: I still haven't found myself

Re: What Do We have Here? A Ranger?

PostPosted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 10:55 am
by General Paranoia
Steders wrote:Wankers! I shall hunt you down in the wilds and kill you with my homemade Bow!!!
Has any one got a spare elastic band?


Trouble keeping your flaccid weapon taut? Perhaps Dags could pass on your address to the spammers so they could contact you directly instead of trying to reach you through the forum 0;)

Re: What Do We have Here? A Ranger?

PostPosted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 5:45 pm
by YAAF
Found him! That's two minutes of my day well spent. :D

Re: What Do We have Here? A Ranger?

PostPosted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 10:59 pm
by Ace From Outer Space
Found him.took about a minute of my life that's now gone forever...

Re: What Do We have Here? A Ranger?

PostPosted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 11:07 pm
by Goldwyrm
Steders wrote:Right
Who's going to join?


I've been in the SCA, but the people who took themselves too seriously outlawed elf ears some time ago. So the elves became pirates. :lol:

Membership is pending. I hear Tolkien inspired "reenacting" is hobbit forming.

Yes, I know.

Re: What Do We have Here? A Ranger?

PostPosted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 11:36 pm
by da_bish
I remembered someone saying "what do we have here, a ranger" in one of the films but I couldn't put my finger on it, so googled it only to find page after page of LOTR fan fic.

I look on the forest floor franticly. We need it and we need it quickly. I suddenly saw a white flower out the side of my eye. I ran over to it bending down and picking some. "What do we have here a ranger caught of his guard," A sword was put to my throat. I recognized the voice immediately it was Arwen. 'thank the heavens' I thought. I slowly pushed the sword away from my neck and stood up. "Arwen," I nodded at her. "I hear that Frodo the ringbearer is in trouble," Arwen said I nodded.

Re: What Do We have Here? A Ranger?

PostPosted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 1:46 am
by Altius
This just cries out for a serious ass-kicking. I wonder if anyone has started an Orc reenactment group.


And BTW, is it proper to call it reenactment if the thing being enacted never really existed?

Re: What Do We have Here? A Ranger?

PostPosted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 11:28 am
by Clayface
da_bish wrote:I remembered someone saying "what do we have here, a ranger" in one of the films but I couldn't put my finger on it, so googled it only to find page after page of LOTR fan fic.
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Yup, it was Arwen in the movie when she finds Frodo and the party in trouble and Frodo having a seizure, just before the Ford of Bruinen. In hindsight an ominous point in the Jackson Canon, when his determination to shoehorn in exciting female characters at any cost becomes clear.

Pat

Re: What Do We have Here? A Ranger?

PostPosted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 11:29 am
by Clayface
Altius wrote:And BTW, is it proper to call it reenactment if the thing being enacted never really existed?


Deeeep, that's deeeeep. Like the old Philosophy Joke,

q; 'What's red, and invisible?'
a; an Imaginary Tomato

or the other version of this - Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a French cafe, revising his draft of 'Being and Nothingness'. He says to the waitress, "I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream." The waitress replies, "I'm sorry, Monsieur, but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?"

Pat