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Posted: **Sat Sep 14, 2013 1:55 pm**

This is all a bit Judge Minty cross Game of Thrones isn't it?

Humphrey the chastised, sent from the realms of civilisation to the Northern and Cold wastes to join the brethren of the watch to look out over the ice. He is allowed to go with his honour and with his shame unmentioned, to fend for himself against the mutants, beasts and bad men that dwell there with nothing but an ice pick.

Still, I guess it could be worse. They could be sending him to somewhere really horrible . . . .

Posted: **Sat Sep 14, 2013 5:02 pm**

mcfonz wrote:This is all a bit Judge Minty cross Game of Thrones isn't it?

Humphrey the chastised, sent from the realms of civilisation , to fend for himself against the mutants, beasts and bad men that dwell there with nothing but an ice pick.

Still, I guess it could be worse. They could be sending him to somewhere really horrible . . . .

he already lives up North doesn't he? It'll be like a day out on the beach or something for him. with a picnic. and sandwiches.

Posted: **Sat Sep 14, 2013 5:07 pm**

Nah, he lives in the south, his mrs is from the north (just over the hill from me)

Posted: **Sat Sep 14, 2013 9:22 pm**

A Misanthropic Humphrey wrote:Polar bears have been seen about 20km from where we are heading, although we have been told the chances of encountering them are more or less zero. I don’t want to take risks, but I’d love to see them.

My dad used to work on the rigs around the NWP when I was a kid; he said the bears would regularly swim out to the feet of the patforms, kinda trying to work out if they could get up there. I think the last thing you want to see is a polar bear. Those things are fucking psychos.

A Misanthropic Humphrey wrote:The wildlife is one of the things I’m most excited about.

Not done the arctic but I did get up to the tundra. Unlikely to see much wildlife out there I fear, but the sheer alien emptiness and endlessness and whiteness of the landscape is pretty incredible in its own right.

Posted: **Sat Sep 14, 2013 9:55 pm**

I wonder if by 'wildlife' humph is once again speaking of the female variety?

Didn't he go off to Africa to build a school or something with young female volunteers/aid workers or something? This time its probably young female science researchers/conservationists or something?

Posted: **Sat Sep 14, 2013 10:04 pm**

He's probably just gone to Iceland to knob one of the cashiers.

Posted: **Mon Sep 16, 2013 9:42 am**

Imagine being trapped in a tent with Humph for company and nowhere else to go... suicide rates are going to double

Posted: **Mon Sep 16, 2013 12:43 pm**

Come on everyone!!!
Start undercoating all of your figures!!! I bought fifty cans of spray from Halfords
Together we can finally fuck the ozone layer, melt the polar caps and drown that sandwich eating cunt!!

Posted: **Mon Sep 16, 2013 1:57 pm**

A Misanthropic Humphrey wrote:
Day two

Dropped my sandwiches...

Posted: **Mon Sep 16, 2013 5:19 pm**

mcfonz wrote: Still, I guess it could be worse. They could be sending him to somewhere really horrible . . . .

Norfolk?

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