The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

[Bronshtein]

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[Picador]

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Are you trying to say something? Spit it out man.

[The Jim Jones Cocktail Hour]

He's not quite right is he?

http://theminiaturespage.com/boards/msg.mv?id=537764

He’s Dutch, a people possessed of a wit so singularly dry and acerbic that it almost renders their system of dykes and levies redundant. A prime example may be found here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBHlbnWx6qg

*Warning. Even without subtitles, viewing may cause irreparable brain damage.

[The Jim Jones Cocktail Hour]

Bill ponders his mortality....

http://theminiaturespage.com/boards/msg.mv?id=537721

Where would you sprinkle Bill’s ashes, presuming his wife doesn’t flush them?

[frotherPest]

Dumb fuck, nobody is going to carry his ashes around every transgendered brothel in the Philippines to pollute the place with his remains.

[Il Segaiolo Pedantesco]

He's not quite right is he?

http://theminiaturespage.com/boards/msg.mv?id=537764

He’s Dutch, a people possessed of a wit so singularly dry and acerbic that it almost renders their system of dykes and levies redundant. A prime example may be found here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBHlbnWx6qg

*Warning. Even without subtitles, viewing may cause irreparable brain damage.

Reminds of the sitcoms I saw on BBC, ITV and Channel 4 in the 90s, right down to the hairstyles...

Did the costumers shop from the same store?

[Macunaima]

Bill ponders his mortality....

http://theminiaturespage.com/boards/msg.mv?id=537721

Where would you sprinkle Bill’s ashes, presuming his wife doesn’t flush them?

A Praia das Paraguaias, at the end of R. Cândido Mendes in Glória, so the girls can piss on him between tricks.

[The Jim Jones Cocktail Hour]

Bill ponders his mortality....

http://theminiaturespage.com/boards/msg.mv?id=537721

Where would you sprinkle Bill’s ashes, presuming his wife doesn’t flush them?

A Praia das Paraguaias, at the end of R. Cândido Mendes in Glória, so the girls can piss on him between tricks.

Hmmmmm... I’m hoping you mean the literal end of R. Cândido Mendes. If you mean the northern tip of Praia do Flamengo, I’d rather not. Whilst I can imagine it being insalubrious of an evening, it used to be part of my daily constitutional for a while and I rather like it. Uma praia do povo. You can also rule out the Bolsa in front of the Copacabana Palace, Bill might fancy some of the regulars* but I won’t have a handy bathing spot further polluted

Gramacho is under utilised these days, I think that’s the ticket but Bill, for sentimental reasons, would probably favour a landfill outside Manila.


*Actually I suspect both are a bit long in the tooth for Bilious.

[OldJokesRUs]

Bill ponders his mortality....

http://theminiaturespage.com/boards/msg.mv?id=537721

Where would you sprinkle Bill’s ashes, presuming his wife doesn’t flush them?

She should push them up one of the other Editor's arses so they can feel dribbling out one last time.

[Ssanemax]

Tango is back in the Dawghouse.... not for Copyright violation, again again again, but apparently for this

POLITICS: "Foreign policy was a distinctly secondary issue at the Democratic and Republican national conventions..." link

I can't believe how good his English gets. sometimes. Or was it a cut'n'paste headline from TMP's very own Condi?

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