The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

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Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Postby Il Segaiolo Pedantesco » Mon Jul 20, 2020 3:37 pm

Picador wrote:It wasn't a fucking apostrophe Pat, it was a comma.

Now you know that have another go :)



My wife’s name is Ana.

Baffled. That's an apostrophe. yup. still an apostrophe.

gives up, walks away
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Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Postby Picador » Mon Jul 20, 2020 3:40 pm

Guest wrote:
Voice From Limbo wrote:Odd. The Dutch people I've known were quite proficient in English.


I must have missed him last time round :) He adds a new and piquant morsel to the TMP Fucking Idiot Casserole doesn't he?


He's been away a while Pat.

Some of his earlier finest moments

http://theminiaturespage.com/boards/msg.mv?id=383479
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http://theminiaturespage.com/boards/msg.mv?id=381812
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Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Postby Picador » Mon Jul 20, 2020 3:44 pm

Ssanemax wrote:
Picador wrote:It wasn't a fucking apostrophe Pat, it was a comma.

Now you know that have another go :)



My wife’s name is Ana.

Baffled. That's an apostrophe. yup. still an apostrophe.

gives up, walks away


I helped my uncle, Jack, off his horse.

I helped my uncle jack off his horse.

An oldie but a goodie.
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Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Postby Il Segaiolo Pedantesco » Mon Jul 20, 2020 4:00 pm

Picador wrote:
Ssanemax wrote:
Picador wrote:It wasn't a fucking apostrophe Pat, it was a comma.

Now you know that have another go :)



My wife’s name is Ana.

Baffled. That's an apostrophe. yup. still an apostrophe.

gives up, walks away


I helped my uncle, Jack, off his horse.

I helped my uncle jack off his horse.

An oldie but a goodie.



Not that good - the lack of a capital letter on jack weakens the reader's assumption that it's a name, and makes you assume it's just someone that doesn't like punctuation.
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Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Postby Picador » Mon Jul 20, 2020 4:02 pm

Fuck me, now we've got two Macs, Mac Mac and Sane Max Mac.

We are truly blessed.
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Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Postby SsaneMac » Mon Jul 20, 2020 4:08 pm

Picador wrote:Fuck me, now we've got two Macs, Mac Mac and Sane Max Mac.

We are truly blessed.



yes, my child, you are :)

It's sort of nice to be the Sane one. The original is madder than a violently shaken pillowcase full of weasels.
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Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Postby Macunaima » Mon Jul 20, 2020 4:23 pm

Ahn, hobbits and their eternal obsession with grammar. Sort of like the Portuguese. They never got over the fact that their colonies stole the language from them and are now merrily bastardizing the hell out of it.

This must be some sort of post-imperial trauma thing.
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Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Postby Hew Johns » Mon Jul 20, 2020 4:39 pm

Se/arge Joe is surely someone's sock troll.
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Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Postby Guest » Mon Jul 20, 2020 4:56 pm

Macunaima wrote:Ahn, hobbits and their eternal obsession with grammar.


They're discussing punctuation, not grammar.
Learn the fucking difference.
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Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Postby Picador » Mon Jul 20, 2020 5:26 pm

Guest wrote:
Macunaima wrote:Ahn, hobbits and their eternal obsession with grammar.


They're discussing punctuation, not grammar.
Learn the fucking difference.


How dare you you lecture Macackackack on the finer points of the English language Pat, he's an ACADEMIC.
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