The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

[Il Segaiolo Pedantesco]

It wasn't a fucking apostrophe Pat, it was a comma.

Now you know that have another go

My wife’s name is Ana.

Baffled. That's an apostrophe. yup. still an apostrophe.

gives up, walks away

[Picador]

Odd. The Dutch people I've known were quite proficient in English.

I must have missed him last time round He adds a new and piquant morsel to the TMP Fucking Idiot Casserole doesn't he?

He's been away a while Pat.

Some of his earlier finest moments

http://theminiaturespage.com/boards/msg.mv?id=383479
http://theminiaturespage.com/boards/msg.mv?id=382030
http://theminiaturespage.com/boards/msg.mv?id=381812

[Picador]

It wasn't a fucking apostrophe Pat, it was a comma.

Now you know that have another go

My wife’s name is Ana.

Baffled. That's an apostrophe. yup. still an apostrophe.

gives up, walks away

I helped my uncle, Jack, off his horse.

I helped my uncle jack off his horse.

An oldie but a goodie.

[Il Segaiolo Pedantesco]

It wasn't a fucking apostrophe Pat, it was a comma.

Now you know that have another go

My wife’s name is Ana.

Baffled. That's an apostrophe. yup. still an apostrophe.

gives up, walks away

I helped my uncle, Jack, off his horse.

I helped my uncle jack off his horse.

An oldie but a goodie.

Not that good - the lack of a capital letter on jack weakens the reader's assumption that it's a name, and makes you assume it's just someone that doesn't like punctuation.

[Picador]

Fuck me, now we've got two Macs, Mac Mac and Sane Max Mac.

We are truly blessed.

[SsaneMac]

Fuck me, now we've got two Macs, Mac Mac and Sane Max Mac.

We are truly blessed.

yes, my child, you are

It's sort of nice to be the Sane one. The original is madder than a violently shaken pillowcase full of weasels.

[Macunaima]

Ahn, hobbits and their eternal obsession with grammar. Sort of like the Portuguese. They never got over the fact that their colonies stole the language from them and are now merrily bastardizing the hell out of it.

This must be some sort of post-imperial trauma thing.

[Hew Johns]

Se/arge Joe is surely someone's sock troll.

[Guest]

Ahn, hobbits and their eternal obsession with grammar.

They're discussing punctuation, not grammar.
Learn the fucking difference.

[Picador]

Ahn, hobbits and their eternal obsession with grammar.

They're discussing punctuation, not grammar.
Learn the fucking difference.

How dare you you lecture Macackackack on the finer points of the English language Pat, he's an ACADEMIC.