The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

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Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Postby Il Segaiolo Pedantesco » Fri Jul 17, 2020 4:13 pm

Voice From Limbo wrote:No, it just made for a difficult to pronounce acronym.

Or "DTPA".


'Wankalots'

what do we want?
actual sex!
when do we want it?
right after I have eaten the dinner mum made me and then watched a box-set while sat in my sweaty skivvies eating (insert cliched US junk food here)
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Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Postby Voice From Limbo » Fri Jul 17, 2020 5:27 pm

Wankalots


Maybe. But it might be off limits after "Camelot" got Rule 34'd.

Or maybe I'm thinking of "Came a Lot". :D
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Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Postby Macunaima » Sat Jul 18, 2020 3:50 am

Here’s one for Tango:

Q) What’s the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

A) Bill Armintrout has never held a fundraiser so he could watch a garbanzo bean on skype.
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Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Postby frotherPest » Sat Jul 18, 2020 3:21 pm

You obviously spent a lot of time thinking of that and you’re proud of how clever you think it seems, so I’ll politely laugh.
Nobody ever reads the fine print.
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Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Postby Macunaima » Sat Jul 18, 2020 3:57 pm

frotherPest wrote:You obviously spent a lot of time thinking of that and you’re proud of how clever you think it seems, so I’ll politely laugh.


Thanks, Bill!
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Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Postby Stand up philosopher » Sat Jul 18, 2020 5:06 pm

Macunaima wrote:Here’s one for Tango:

Q) What’s the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

A) Bill Armintrout has never held a fundraiser so he could watch a garbanzo bean on skype.

From the setup, I knew it had to be a joke.
So I studied it for about 15 minutes, and then it clicked.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

What a way to start the day!
Not quite as great as Emmylou Harris singing “Hello Stranger” with John Randall, Sam Bush, Jerry Douglas and Mark O’Connor, but it will have to do.
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Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Postby frotherPest » Sat Jul 18, 2020 5:34 pm

Macunaima wrote:
frotherPest wrote:You obviously spent a lot of time thinking of that and you’re proud of how clever you think it seems, so I’ll politely laugh.


Thanks, Bill!


I’ve been a frother for longer than you have. Obviously I’m a Bill sock.

You and Bill have precisely the same level of analytical ability.
Nobody ever reads the fine print.
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Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Postby Macunaima » Sat Jul 18, 2020 7:15 pm

frotherPest wrote:
Macunaima wrote:
frotherPest wrote:You obviously spent a lot of time thinking of that and you’re proud of how clever you think it seems, so I’ll politely laugh.


Thanks, Bill!


I’ve been a frother for longer than you have. Obviously I’m a Bill sock.

You and Bill have precisely the same level of analytical ability.


OK, Randy.
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Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Postby Bollocks to Brexit » Sat Jul 18, 2020 7:47 pm

Macunaima wrote:
frotherPest wrote:
Macunaima wrote:
frotherPest wrote:You obviously spent a lot of time thinking of that and you’re proud of how clever you think it seems, so I’ll politely laugh.


Thanks, Bill!


I’ve been a frother for longer than you have. Obviously I’m a Bill sock.

You and Bill have precisely the same level of analytical ability.


OK, Randy.


The sad part is that you think you are being clever.
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Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Postby Macunaima » Sat Jul 18, 2020 8:04 pm

Bollocks to Brexit wrote:The sad part is that you think you are being clever.


Actually, I think I’m waving off a fly.
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