Bollocks to Brexit wrote: Macunaima wrote: Picador wrote:
We tend not to shoot each other as much as you cunts. In fact every other country in the civilised world tends not to shoot each other as much as you cunts.
You do go after each other in pubs when you drink, however. Give the Yanks credit for one thing: without a gun in their hands, most of them don’t know how to cause as much mayhem as Brits or Brazilians.
What a quaint view of the UK you have; I can't remember the last time I saw a good pub fight.
They don't get them much in the wine bars you prefer. To be fair, most Americans don't actually drink. Fucking violent puritans. They're all for burning and stoning women who get uppity, or lynching black people, and they don't feel safe till they are armed with automatic weapons, but for the most part they have a horror of alcohol and nudity.
It's just one of the ways in which their society is completely fucking alien from Europe, and most folk in the UK don't realise what a freaky, fucked up shit show most of the US is, because they get a very selective picture on their movie and tv screens. A country where you can't drink till 21, but you can get married at 14. Where safe abortions are hard to come by, but you can buy a gun in a supermarket. Where people die from diabetes because insulin is expensive. Megachurches fleece the gullible while TV 'News' has to legally be entertainment, because there are too many lies to count as news. And the shitgibbon running the country has been barred from running a charity for fraud, and is busily pillaging the treasury for himself and his families business interests. (To be fair, that's true of the UK and Oz too.)
Just because they (almost) speak a form of English, don't be fooled, they are nothing like us, or the Aussies or Kiwis.