The geriatric army wrote:Guest wrote:General Paranoia wrote:The USA is a shit hole wrote:An elite crime fighting force, armed to the false teeth, patrolling the mean streets of downtown USA in their mobility scooters.
Bill should gather his hand-picked force together as "The Militia Patrol" making full use of the militia reference in the second amendment.
They should be allowed to keep their assumed TMP rank on transfer to the new force. Some of the chicken fund could be diverted to arms and ammunition.
Ralph could take over the motorpool (charging of mobility scooters and fitting blades to zimmerframes).
I'd like to see them heavily armed and stationed at every wargames convention, preferably with a nice black uniform emblazoned with the TMP runes and sporting the classic 1980's mullet sported by the Fuhrer of TMP back in the glory years.
Time to make TMP great again!
And their fearless/fearful leader (der Furher, il Duce, Dear Leader, whatever...), Billo himself at the head of vast cohort. What a visual THAT makes....
A vast cohort of mobility scooters, each equipped with an oxygen tank and a nasal cannula. Perched atop, a vastly obese RWNJ wearing incontinence pants and a colostomy bag.
Topped with a red MAGA hat (which, BTW, was made in China...).