The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

[Voice From Limbo]

Yeah, Tango did. Right here:

http://theminiaturespage.com/boards/msg.mv?id=480733

Or do you mean you're looking for some?

[Bill's Fan Bois]

Translate: Rocky Mountain Oysters.

[Macunaima]

Jesus, has anyone taken a look at Walt 4’s post on that food thread?

I cook All the time … I'm single ! And many items too ! Cooking isn't difficult generally. I watched and even helped my Mom at times when I was young. She used to watch the Food Channel too. So I guess one could say I learned from the "best" ! sickly blue grin

He’s single?! Who’da thunk it?!!

But he even helped his mom cook when he was young and she watched the Food Channel. Given that said channel launched in 1993 and that Walt’s in his sixties, “young” must mean in his thirties. Does anyone else get this sad picture of Walt coming home from the gym to learn cooking from his mommie?

[Cynical guest]

Jesus, has anyone taken a look at Walt 4’s post on that food thread?

I cook All the time … I'm single ! And many items too ! Cooking isn't difficult generally. I watched and even helped my Mom at times when I was young. She used to watch the Food Channel too. So I guess one could say I learned from the "best" ! sickly blue grin

He’s single?! Who’da thunk it?!!

But he even helped his mom cook when he was young and she watched the Food Channel. Given that said channel launched in 1993 and that Walt’s in his sixties, “young” must mean in his thirties. Does anyone else get this sad picture of Walt coming home from the gym to learn cooking from his mommie?

A lot of the posters have 'signature dishes' that are pretty simple. Many of them are one pot recipes. Typical fat bachelor stuff - Parzival's a coronary walking.

I'd be more impressed if anyone admitted to tournedos Rossini or homard thermidor.

[Guest]

Jesus, has anyone taken a look at Walt 4’s post on that food thread?

I cook All the time … I'm single ! And many items too ! Cooking isn't difficult generally. I watched and even helped my Mom at times when I was young. She used to watch the Food Channel too. So I guess one could say I learned from the "best" ! sickly blue grin

He’s single?! Who’da thunk it?!!

But he even helped his mom cook when he was young and she watched the Food Channel. Given that said channel launched in 1993 and that Walt’s in his sixties, “young” must mean in his thirties. Does anyone else get this sad picture of Walt coming home from the gym to learn cooking from his mommie?

Prime example of why this thread is so pathetic, along with its main contributors. Including me. Random Guest.
Mac, you were kicked off TMP. No secret there.
Yet, you keep going back, like you miss it and can’t stay away.
You fixate on a few characters, like one who you don’t even have the decency to use his “real” name.
And in a triumph, you pounce! You announce that the Food Channel “launched in 1993”! Did you know that, or like a dashing internet Detective, Google it? Why? So you could score points in secret against a guy you consider pathetic? Who’s being pathetic here? You’re gloating over your ground breaking discovery that a middle aged man cooked for his mother???
You’re sickening. You truly are.
What’s worse, is you will come back with some piece of shit reply that will convince yourself you’re being noble.

[Guest]

In other words, your nothing but a bitchy cunt, one of the Mean Girls, but without the saving grace of being cute.

[Bronshtein]

Jesus, has anyone taken a look at Walt 4’s post on that food thread?

I cook All the time … I'm single ! And many items too ! Cooking isn't difficult generally. I watched and even helped my Mom at times when I was young. She used to watch the Food Channel too. So I guess one could say I learned from the "best" ! sickly blue grin

He’s single?! Who’da thunk it?!!

But he even helped his mom cook when he was young and she watched the Food Channel. Given that said channel launched in 1993 and that Walt’s in his sixties, “young” must mean in his thirties. Does anyone else get this sad picture of Walt coming home from the gym to learn cooking from his mommie?

Whilst I can't agree with mr vagina's comments (two posts above) I do feel wilful misreading is a bad basis for attacking poor old Ralph here. I mean it's a target rich field, pick better ones.

He watched his mother cook when he was young.
She watched the food channel.
Is there a suggestion the events were contemporaneous?
No.


Actually I am not sure it would be sad if he did learn in his 30s and cooked for his mother.
Sounds admirable in fact.

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Dezmond is definitely a sock - look at the highlighted line.

....

It’s entirely possible that Dezmond is an elaborate pisstake, a cleverly thought out avatar for the TNP crowd as a whole but in the event that he isn’t...... Does anyone else suspect he might be a park keeper from Brizzle, embittered by years of cleaning off graffiti in the gents?

It had crossed my mind, but Dezmond has been a member (sockpuppet) for several years, so it would have taken some foresight by TW to have set Dez up all that time ago.

Socks were very much all the rage back then. Dez has a very sparse posting history too, indicative of a sleeper-sock. And Telestic definitely has previous.

[General Paranoia]

Socks were very much all the rage back then. Dez has a very sparse posting history too, indicative of a sleeper-sock. And Telestic definitely has previous.

Dez has a habit of popping up when TW is off the grid...
Looks like he got one over on Bill

[¯_(ツ)_/¯]

Looks like he got one over on Bill

Again.