The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

[Cynical guest]

Back on TWW Victoria is giving Paskal a well deserved thrashing without him having a clue. I wonder if he is Captain Gideon's cousin?

He certainly seems more OCD than most gamers. Which is saying something.

[General Paranoia]

I'd love to take credit for Dezmond, he is a work of art. Sadly I can't be arsed to put the effort in.
I remember spotting him doing his thing a few times in the past and looked up his other posts (back when TNP worked...)
Only 168 posts in 7 years but every one a piss-take that slipped under Bill's crappy radar.
Hats off to whoever is running him

[Macunaima]

Why don’t you own a gun, if you are menaced by guns as much as you claim?
Particularly if they are as available as you say.
Do you just rely on your charm and wit to get yourself out of scraps?

Were you just born stupid, Bill, or did your momma drop you on your head when you were a baby?

I mean, you really have to be some kind of rock fucking dumb to believe that urban violence is some sort of OK Corall fast draw contest. Do you REALLY think armed criminals come at you walking down the middle of the street with a mean look in their eye and a hand on their holster?

[Macunaima]

The fact that I always have to spell this shit out to Yank gunnuts is amazing to me. I mean, aren’t they supposed to be the ones who are so fucking responsable and trained when it comes to firearms? Hell, all I was was a YMCA riflery instructor and even I know why it is a bad idea to pull out a gun and start blazing away in a densely populated urban area every time you feel threatened. The gunnuts? Apparently not.

[Bill's Fan Bois]

Paskal needs to know the facing colors before he can sculpt his miniatures. I have an elongated piece of green stuff that looks like a turd, but is really the body of my dragon that I've been working on for 3 months. Watch my progress. Bloop!

[Bronshtein]

Dezmond's burlesque of a rabid white supremacist suffering melt down is so broad I'm amazed anyone falls for it - but they do.
Doesn't Bill even twitch a bit when he reads that stuff?
Does he read that stuff?

[General Paranoia]

Dezmond's burlesque of a rabid white supremacist suffering melt down is so broad I'm amazed anyone falls for it - but they do.
Doesn't Bill even twitch a bit when he reads that stuff?
Does he read that stuff?

Compare Dezmonds prose with Walt and CC's and you can see how hard it is for Bill to tell the difference (OK Dez does sound slightly more believable)

[Bronshtein]

You'd think being British would be enough to get him into a long meaningful conversation with Gwen.

[Guest]

Paskal needs to know the facing colors before he can sculpt his miniatures. I have an elongated piece of green stuff that looks like a turd, but is really the body of my dragon that I've been working on for 3 months. Watch my progress. Bloop!

When did he become a sculptor? Last year he was bitching and moaning like a spoiled teenager because no-one made a 'correct' Welsh warrior.

If he can sculpt what was his fucking problem?

[Bronshtein]

He's been pissed on by too many Billy Goats Gruff is his problem.