The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

[guest]

Very interesting.

Billybob does not have a physical presence in the EU. Has any EU agency ever successfully prosecuted a US citizen in the US for data breaches? Has any application to deport a US citizen for trial in the EU for such an offence ever been successful? Will the EU attempt to make a shoddy one man operation of an obscure website in New York a test case?

So what sanction does the GDPR have exactly?

[Just passing by (again)]

Aside from hefty fines levied against you, Bill? Trump* can't protect you from those. He couldn't protect Google or Microsoft or Facebook from fines.

But both Google and Facebook have physical presence in Europe and want to continue operating there. Bill?

Bill has been working towards this day for years... are there any European members left that he hasn't "banned for their own protection"? (excluding the Nazi ones of course)

But all the banned members' details are still there. Banned members can still log in, just once they do they can't see anything. Visit the member database - you'll still see the lost legions all still listed as members. So your cunning plan to ban all Europeans is flawed Billious. But with your master coding skillz it should be a breeze to sort out everything before teatime tonight.

[Guest]

No topic with this Id numb
Billions has already deleted whatever that was

Which is why we request you use Freezepage to save the page for reference - it remains even if deleted.

[Guest]

Bill isn't worried. He's checked the FAQ page on TNP and there is nothing covering that matter so it doesn't apply to him, his various identities, his various websites, or his chickens. Especially not his chickens.

[General Paranoia]

Technically even the banned members have the right to demand that Bill removes their data and their posts from his site.
How that could be enforced is another issue, they'd maybe go after the company that hosts his severs though as I guess they are a real business rather than a chicken shuffling charity and are the ones physically holding the personal data.
If it's a company that also provides servers in Europe as well, they could be made to comply.

[Guest]

Yeah, that's about the sum of it.
It would require an EU citizen to request their details, data, and posts to be permanently deleted and, if that did not occur, for that same person to then take legal action. I'm sure, upon seeing that said person wanted a post about uniform colours in the Seven Years Wars removed from a site about toy soldiers, a lawyer/solicitor would take that person aside and tell them to stop wasting everyone's time because the relevant authority would not consider worth anyone's time. And also suggest that person grows the fuck up.
On the off chance that this person did want to keep pushing it, just to slight Bill (which is fair enough) then I have to agree with our guest poster - it is hard to imagine what any external authority could really do to a small-fry, one-man, half-arsed operation in New York.
I suspect even they couldn't be bothered to push it.
The best you could hope for is, as suggested above, the server was being run by a large company that had interests outside the US and had a lot to lose. The authorities would have to go for them and they would, in turn, shut TMP down.
But I couldn't see it ever going so far on such a trivial web forum.
Everyone would just look and laugh and the person who tried to bring the case would just be a news feature where all the newsreaders would be sneering toward them and make the person look like the tedious prat they really are and take great pleasure in mocking some sanctimonious, internet-dwelling, toy soldier playing, manchild who's probably never touched a real pair of tits.

And they'd be dead right.

So.
Fun though it would be winding Bill up over personal data, in reality it will never happen.

[Bill]

Yeah, that's about the sum of it.
It would require an EU citizen to request their details, data, and posts to be permanently deleted and, if that did not occur, for that same person to then take legal action. I'm sure, upon seeing that said person wanted a post about uniform colours in the Seven Years Wars removed from a site about toy soldiers, a lawyer/solicitor would take that person aside and tell them to stop wasting everyone's time because the relevant authority would not consider worth anyone's time. And also suggest that person grows the fuck up.
On the off chance that this person did want to keep pushing it, just to slight Bill (which is fair enough) then I have to agree with our guest poster - it is hard to imagine what any external authority could really do to a small-fry, one-man, half-arsed operation in New York.
I suspect even they couldn't be bothered to push it.
The best you could hope for is, as suggested above, the server was being run by a large company that had interests outside the US and had a lot to lose. The authorities would have to go for them and they would, in turn, shut TMP down.
But I couldn't see it ever going so far on such a trivial web forum.
Everyone would just look and laugh and the person who tried to bring the case would just be a news feature where all the newsreaders would be sneering toward them and make the person look like the tedious prat they really are and take great pleasure in mocking some sanctimonious, internet-dwelling, toy soldier playing, manchild who's probably never touched a real pair of tits.

And they'd be dead right.

So.
Fun though it would be winding Bill up over personal data, in reality it will never happen.

Thanks for the legal advice.
I shall immediately print this out on my dot matrix printer.

[Ditto Tango 2 3]

OK, Database Bill is an arse-pick, but whenever internet people start going on about laws and courts, it's just like TNP.

[Guest]

Then fuck off back to TMP where you and all the over TMP rejects came from.
It's turned like that because you've all come here and because that's where you'd (not all that) secretly still long to be and that's why you're still obsessed by it - your lover has jilted you and like a neurotic ex-girlfriend you can't get over it and are certain that they're the one with the problem.

[Guest]

Then fuck off back to TMP where you and all the over TMP rejects came from.
It's turned like that because you've all come here and because that's where you'd (not all that) secretly still long to be and that's why you're still obsessed by it - your lover has jilted you and like a neurotic ex-girlfriend you can't get over it and are certain that they're the one with the problem.