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Re: Weird vibe on new assistant editor on TMP

PostPosted: Tue Nov 19, 2013 1:24 pm
by Squeaky
Hastati wrote:
Sane Max wrote:all seems to be going well, when the final hurdle is another face-to-face with the manager - who is about 19, spotty and aggressive. after 5 minutes he asks me.... 'which football team do I support?' I respond truthfully that I prefer Cycling to football.. he shuts his pad and says 'sorry, I could never work with anyone who doesn't support Coventry.... goodbye....'

Nowt against the Midlands - but fuck Coventry. And every time they get twatted by Brentford, or Bradford or MK Dons or one of the other teams they share the Bumhole Insurance Division with, I give a little cheer.

Pat


So, although you don't like football, you do now follow it to learn the fate of a team you don't support because of a bad interview experience more than 20 years ago. That makes perfect sense.


Actually, it does.

Re: Weird vibe on new assistant editor on TMP

PostPosted: Tue Nov 19, 2013 5:18 pm
by Cosmotiger
Brilliant interviewing technique, though. Sure to get the best person for the job.

Re: Weird vibe on new assistant editor on TMP

PostPosted: Tue Nov 19, 2013 5:25 pm
by General Paranoia
Cosmotiger wrote:Brilliant interviewing technique, though. Sure to get the best person for the job.


Alternatively they'll find him with his head caved in clutching a card with "Congratulations, you've just met the ICF" on it

Re: Weird vibe on new assistant editor on TMP

PostPosted: Tue Nov 19, 2013 9:48 pm
by THE Killer Bob
Cosmotiger wrote:Brilliant interviewing technique, though. Sure to get the best person for the job.


I loved the line in The Office where Brent says that he always throws a third of the applications in the bin unread because he doesn't want to employ anyone who is unlucky. It almost makes sense. It could also explain how I've managed to get jobs where I've been sure that other people would be better qualified.

Re: Weird vibe on new assistant editor on TMP

PostPosted: Tue Nov 19, 2013 10:04 pm
by Roger Theloger
A long time ago, I was working at a small firm... about 12 employees, who were advertising for a new employee.

They dropped all letters in a bin on arrival. At then end of the week they turned them out on a table, picked up a handful, binned two, then put one to one side, and went through the whole pile like this.

"We don't have time to read all the applications"

I think they cut it down to about 80 to read.... I wasn't surprised at no answer whenever I applied for jobs after that.

Re: Weird vibe on new assistant editor on TMP

PostPosted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 5:42 am
by ALizardInCrimson

Re: Weird vibe on new assistant editor on TMP

PostPosted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 6:20 am
by Mr Ed
Don't expect any then - i's in the lounge so you can't see it if you're not a paid up member of the cult.

Re: Weird vibe on new assistant editor on TMP

PostPosted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 9:32 am
by aliensurfer
yup, cut and paste instead of a link

Re: Weird vibe on new assistant editor on TMP

PostPosted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 9:39 am
by Steders
You dozy bitch

Re: Weird vibe on new assistant editor on TMP

PostPosted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 10:16 am
by ALizardInCrimson
Mr Ed wrote:Don't expect any then - i's in the lounge so you can't see it if you're not a paid up member of the cult.

nut bunnies

one of the new editors is asking for help getting a visa to the US