The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

[Katie]

"I'll be putting TMP into a special maintenance mode"

Special maintenance mode??? It's a pile of Miva scripts!

[Monkeyborg]

Special Maintenance Mode means he runs a bubble bath, presses play on his 8 track of 'Je t'aime' and fires up Skype… next stop, Pleasuretown!

[Mike]

I would love it if they could do membership renewals, but that would require some serious programming on my part…

oh come on, that's basic functionality of a site and should be the first thing you automate so its simple to manage.

words fail me they really do, its almost like he enjoys making work for himself

or maybe he couldn't work out a way to do it because he's not that clever *Bingo*

[kawasaki]

It could be a lot worse - it could have been coded by the semi-literate 14 year old boy that appears to write their recent Rules.

Pat*

*Like their figures, quite like Martin Goddard, wish he would let someone that can read english have a dekko at his rule-sets before he publishes them.

I'd settle for someone that can write English.

Hammerin' Iron made me cry

Yes but youse not a propa wargammer.

I survived those awful mimeographed rules in the 1970s that were printed on what looked like Izal bogpaper, held together with a single rusty staple, so don't youse accuse me of not being a proper wargamer you motherfucker!

[Monkeyborg]

I survived those awful mimeographed rules in the 1970s that were printed on what looked like Izal bogpaper, held together with a single rusty staple, so don't youse accuse me of not being a proper wargamer you motherfucker!

A single rusty staple? You were lucky…

[kawasaki]

Oh noes!

http://web.archive.org/web/201502211023 ... ?id=375627

Our editorial staff here at TMP certainly has had more than their fair share of health issues this past year.

Word.

...and Obtusetrout hasn't been slow trying to make a quick buck off their misfortunes either.

[Michael]

Should I announce that Editor Sam has been signed off work by the doctor, or is that just none of your business?

[kawasaki]

Should I announce that Editor Sam has been signed off work by the doctor, or is that just none of your business?

The latter. I wouldn't expect my employer (or spouse ) to trumpet my ailments all over their website.

[General Paranoia]

"Kawasaki is off work today due to another dose of the clap. Please give generously to the company, because it will really help him to get better!"

[kawasaki]

"Kawasaki is off work today due to another dose of the clap. Please give generously to the company, because it will really help him to get better!"

That's an invasion of my privacy. I'm very big on my rights to privacy. As is Obtusetrout..