by The Jim Jones Cocktail Hour » Tue Feb 17, 2015 10:07 pm
Frothers' Drive by:
Four blokes pile into a 1985 Mini Metro that one of them borrowed from his sister in-law. They make a wrong turn off the M25 somewhere in the vicinity of Romford and end up driving in circles through Dagenham for two hours, arguing viciously about the provenance of the GPS that one them bought at a car boot sale before eventually emerging back in Romford where they repair to a pub. After a lengthy sojourn in said hostelry, they get back into the car where another fight breaks out about the quality of the Scotch eggs just consumed. The one with the Welsh accent whines incessantly about feeling car sick.
Eventually they arrive at their destination (well more or less) where the driver doing his best Mockney impression of Bob Hoskins declares that he feels 'well 'ard' and being 'all tooled up' when the penny drops and they realise that this being Britain and they being frothers don't even have a TV licence between them let alone firearms. They abandon their quest, drive on to Canvey Island and set up a business making goat porn.
TMP Drive by.
Four heavily armed fat blokes try and pile into a 1978 Chevy Corsa, complete with disabled sticker and a vague smell of chicken, that they borrowed from Bill. They don't fit and their leader has trouble operating the door handles. They argue in the car park for about twenty minutes before shooting each other. Bill blames frothers