Frothers Unite! UK

Posted: **Sat Feb 14, 2015 10:02 am**

Bronshtein wrote:
kawasaki wrote:
Macunaima wrote:Heaven for id that anyone have an opinion that can't be reduced to a tweet, Kowabunga.

I'm sorry, I don't speak Brazilian. Have another go.

I've given away stuff to people here, and at TMP and WD3. I've even given away stuff to people on the nasty motorbike forum.

I don't expect the lovely people I've given it to trumpet the fact as validation that, hey, we're not a bunch of cunts after all.

I've also been the recipient of other's generosity here, but now I've gone and mentioned it and turned myself into a hypocrite. You bastard.

If it's any consolation, if I had a foreskin I wouldn't give you the cheese from under it for free. Hope that helps restore the Karmic balance.

Thanks Bronny. I knew I could depend on you.

Posted: **Sat Feb 14, 2015 10:20 am**

BadBabyBunny wrote:Yep.... I think the new inmates can have the asylum.

BadBabyBunny wrote:Yep, I joined Frothers way back in February 2014. In those days you could buy a loaf of bread and 20 cigs and still have change from a tenner, and all of this was trees..

Posted: **Sat Feb 14, 2015 10:29 am**

BadBabyBunny wrote:
Horton W Bangpower wrote:I've always thougt you were a prick, Mcfonz but you've hit the nail right on the head there.

Yep.... I think the new inmates can have the asylum.

A flounce, how sweet.

Are these yours?

Posted: **Sat Feb 14, 2015 11:20 am**

Macunaima wrote:
Bronshtein wrote:If it's any consolation, if I had a foreskin I wouldn't give you the cheese from under it for free. Hope that helps restore the Karmic balance.

So how much do you normally charge for dick cheese?

Sadly you missed the hypothetical condition - I don't have one so I don't get any to sell

Its one of the reasons I am so poor :cry:

Posted: **Sat Feb 14, 2015 11:45 am**

Bronshtein wrote:Sadly you missed the hypothetical condition - I don't have one so I don't get any to sell Its one of the reasons I am so poor

What an unenterprising sod you are. You sell videos of the bris. There's a market out there. Trainee mohels as an instructional vid, ex girlfriends for the nostalgic giggle it will give them, you can even market it to anti-semites as a 'look at those barbarous yids' video. Ring up the rellies and get them to dig out the 16mm films.

Of course, there is now a cosmetic procedure that allows for foreskin replacement. Or you could just do it yourself with some calamari rings and some sellotape.

Posted: **Sat Feb 14, 2015 12:01 pm**

I suspect it was only 8mm (not even Super8

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Would Calamari rings grow cheese as well though?

Posted: **Sat Feb 14, 2015 12:57 pm**

Bronshtein wrote:I suspect it was only 8mm (not even Super8 )
Would Calamari rings grow cheese as well though?

Probably even quicker and thicker. Especially in summer.

Posted: **Sat Feb 14, 2015 1:24 pm**

Now that would be a serious infraction of dietary laws.

Posted: **Sat Feb 14, 2015 1:37 pm**

Don't swallow

Posted: **Sat Feb 14, 2015 3:12 pm**

The question is:

Which site will die first, TheMormonPaedosite or FU:UK?

They're both going down the toilet fast.

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