The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

[kawasaki]

Heaven for id that anyone have an opinion that can't be reduced to a tweet, Kowabunga.

I'm sorry, I don't speak Brazilian. Have another go.

I've given away stuff to people here, and at TMP and WD3. I've even given away stuff to people on the nasty motorbike forum.

I don't expect the lovely people I've given it to trumpet the fact as validation that, hey, we're not a bunch of cunts after all.

I've also been the recipient of other's generosity here, but now I've gone and mentioned it and turned myself into a hypocrite. You bastard.

If it's any consolation, if I had a foreskin I wouldn't give you the cheese from under it for free. Hope that helps restore the Karmic balance.

Thanks Bronny. I knew I could depend on you.

[Sane Max NLI]

Yep.... I think the new inmates can have the asylum.

Yep, I joined Frothers way back in February 2014. In those days you could buy a loaf of bread and 20 cigs and still have change from a tenner, and all of this was trees..

[kawasaki]

I've always thougt you were a prick, Mcfonz but you've hit the nail right on the head there.

Yep.... I think the new inmates can have the asylum.

A flounce, how sweet.

Are these yours?

[Bronshtein]

If it's any consolation, if I had a foreskin I wouldn't give you the cheese from under it for free. Hope that helps restore the Karmic balance.

So how much do you normally charge for dick cheese?

Sadly you missed the hypothetical condition - I don't have one so I don't get any to sell Its one of the reasons I am so poor

[The Jim Jones Cocktail Hour]

Sadly you missed the hypothetical condition - I don't have one so I don't get any to sell Its one of the reasons I am so poor

What an unenterprising sod you are. You sell videos of the bris. There's a market out there. Trainee mohels as an instructional vid, ex girlfriends for the nostalgic giggle it will give them, you can even market it to anti-semites as a 'look at those barbarous yids' video. Ring up the rellies and get them to dig out the 16mm films.

Of course, there is now a cosmetic procedure that allows for foreskin replacement. Or you could just do it yourself with some calamari rings and some sellotape.

[Bronshtein]

I suspect it was only 8mm (not even Super8 )
Would Calamari rings grow cheese as well though?

[Macunaima]

I suspect it was only 8mm (not even Super8 )
Would Calamari rings grow cheese as well though?

Probably even quicker and thicker. Especially in summer.

[The Jim Jones Cocktail Hour]

Now that would be a serious infraction of dietary laws.

[Bronshtein]

Don't swallow

[THE Killer Bob]

The question is:

Which site will die first, TheMormonPaedosite or FU:UK?

They're both going down the toilet fast.