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Re: Weird vibe on new assistant editor on TMP

PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2015 10:22 am
by Monkeyborg
kawasaki wrote:I'll put a monkey on "never" at 1000-1…


I'm just used and abused.

Used and abused.

Re: Weird vibe on new assistant editor on TMP

PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2015 11:18 am
by General Paranoia
Monkeyborg wrote:
kawasaki wrote:I'll put a monkey on "never" at 1000-1…


I'm just used and abused.

Used and abused.


What are you doing back here, I thought we'd sold you into prostitution?

Re: Weird vibe on new assistant editor on TMP

PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2015 11:29 am
by Monkeyborg
General Paranoia wrote:What are you doing back here, I thought we'd sold you into prostitution?


You did.

I don't know quite what happened, but I've ended up out of pocket!

I did manage to get a few chickens though…

Re: Weird vibe on new assistant editor on TMP

PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2015 11:50 am
by british_gamer
Sane Max wrote:I assume you are all taking the piss, rather than being a bit thick?

On this thread you can do both at once. :loopy:

Re: Weird vibe on new assistant editor on TMP

PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2015 12:07 pm
by General Paranoia
Monkeyborg wrote:
General Paranoia wrote:What are you doing back here, I thought we'd sold you into prostitution?


You did.

I don't know quite what happened, but I've ended up out of pocket!

I did manage to get a few chickens though…


I told them to give you a love frog and you wouldn't come back :roll:

Re: Weird vibe on new assistant editor on TMP

PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2015 1:13 pm
by Monkeyborg
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I'll get me croak.

Re: Weird vibe on new assistant editor on TMP

PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2015 1:20 pm
by Monkeyborg
Editor in Chief Bill The Editor of TMP Fezian 08 Feb 2015 1:53 p.m. PST
First email addresses and now passwords.
This is not good.

What is going on?


Not reallt sure what you're on about.

Yes, we've used a relatively low-security method for advertisers to access a particular report. We felt the level of security was appropriate for the information involved.

Yes, if an advertiser is not careful, he might leak the URL containing his account password. With hundreds of advertisers over the years, this has apparently happened just twice.

Can someone do anything malicious if he gets the password? No.


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Re: Weird vibe on new assistant editor on TMP

PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2015 1:36 pm
by The Jim Jones Cocktail Hour
More like....

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Re: Weird vibe on new assistant editor on TMP

PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2015 1:41 pm
by UrbanWulf
How many derogatory words can we use to describe Billy boy that aren't tired and clichéd by now? Scallywanker? Twatnozzle? Wobbly pisspot? Cinnamon toasted slut-nugget?

Re: Weird vibe on new assistant editor on TMP

PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2015 1:50 pm
by Monkeyborg
Cuntpocalypse.

Giant vaginabastard.

TMP Champion.