The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

[Monkeyborg]

I'll put a monkey on "never" at 1000-1…

I'm just used and abused.

Used and abused.

[General Paranoia]

I'll put a monkey on "never" at 1000-1…

I'm just used and abused.

Used and abused.

What are you doing back here, I thought we'd sold you into prostitution?

[Monkeyborg]

What are you doing back here, I thought we'd sold you into prostitution?

You did.

I don't know quite what happened, but I've ended up out of pocket!

I did manage to get a few chickens though…

[british_gamer]

I assume you are all taking the piss, rather than being a bit thick?

On this thread you can do both at once.

[General Paranoia]

What are you doing back here, I thought we'd sold you into prostitution?

You did.

I don't know quite what happened, but I've ended up out of pocket!

I did manage to get a few chickens though…

I told them to give you a love frog and you wouldn't come back

[Monkeyborg]

I'll get me croak.

[Monkeyborg]

Editor in Chief Bill The Editor of TMP Fezian 08 Feb 2015 1:53 p.m. PST

First email addresses and now passwords.
This is not good.

What is going on?

Not reallt sure what you're on about.

Yes, we've used a relatively low-security method for advertisers to access a particular report. We felt the level of security was appropriate for the information involved.

Yes, if an advertiser is not careful, he might leak the URL containing his account password. With hundreds of advertisers over the years, this has apparently happened just twice.

Can someone do anything malicious if he gets the password? No.

[The Jim Jones Cocktail Hour]

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[UrbanWulf]

How many derogatory words can we use to describe Billy boy that aren't tired and clichéd by now? Scallywanker? Twatnozzle? Wobbly pisspot? Cinnamon toasted slut-nugget?

[Monkeyborg]

Cuntpocalypse.

Giant vaginabastard.

TMP Champion.