The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

[UrbanWulf]

Is TheMoronicPrick(s) down for anybody else or is my laptop finally refusing to let me view such arrant bullshit?

[Derek H]

Connection timing out here.

[UrbanWulf]

I wonder if the scotch tape, chewing gum and twigs called a "server" that supported the site has finally collapsed in on itself with a whimper. Or more likely Billy boy had a seizure induced by a particularly energetic Skype session and knocked over the toaster that the site runs on.

[General Paranoia]

Every day that Tango continues to post there, the longer the backup times get each morning! That is why Bill's being forced to get an off the shelf system, to handle all the data like modern sites do. In theory it would only take a short time to get that in place, however because Bill is Bill, he won't want to lose his impressive list of ex-members, sockpuppets and banned accounts that make it look like he has a huge membership. I'm guessing all the delay is because he's trying to cobble together some system to transfer all that data over so he doesn't have to start off with zero members and rely on people joining up from scratch.

[Monkeyborg]

…so he doesn't have to start off with zero members and rely on people joining up from scratch.

Oh, it'll be fun creating a fuck ton of new sock puppets when he goes to the new system! I can't wait!

[General Paranoia]

…so he doesn't have to start off with zero members and rely on people joining up from scratch.

Oh, it'll be fun creating a fuck ton of new sock puppets when he goes to the new system! I can't wait!

Imagine the fun you could have being the first in there and snapping up the names like "John the OFM","Smokeyroan","Tango1" etc

[UrbanWulf]

Legion 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ad infinitum! If everyone got one of those we could have arguments about which one is the real one, and who has been in the military the longest. Bill would have to ban nobody or everyone. Unless of course Legion 4 has a super secret "hand" shake that only him and bill know. That would ruin everything.

[Altius]

Is TheMoronicPrick(s) down for anybody else or is my laptop finally refusing to let me view such arrant bullshit?

"There seems to be a problem on the internet, as people in certain locations are unable to access TMP today.

Obviously, I can.

However, I've heard that our U.K. members are having difficulty, and so are the Philippine editors." - Billy Boy

Y'think maybe he IP blocked the entire UK?

[british_gamer]

Is TheMoronicPrick(s) down for anybody else or is my laptop finally refusing to let me view such arrant bullshit?

Fine for me. In UK on phone.

[General Paranoia]

Y'think maybe he IP blocked the entire UK?

If he has, he's fucked it up with his usual panache! My sockpuppets are having no trouble accessing the site

... wait a minute... he's just using it as an excuse to get the UK members to stick their heads over the parapet so he can ban them