Re: Weird vibe on new assistant editor on TMP

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Sun Jan 25, 2015 7:19 pm
by Derek H
General Paranoia wrote:It's almost as if no one at TMP really gives a toss about the Editors... except for Bill
I imagine that some of them care quite a lot, but don't want to say anything that would get them banned. I've no evidence for that, just extrapolating from the attitudes they show elsewhere.
Re: Weird vibe on new assistant editor on TMP

Posted:
Sun Jan 25, 2015 7:29 pm
by General Paranoia
Derek H wrote:General Paranoia wrote:It's almost as if no one at TMP really gives a toss about the Editors... except for Bill
I imagine that some of them care quite a lot, but don't want to say anything that would get them banned. I've no evidence for that, just extrapolating from the attitudes they show elsewhere.
I was talking about tossing, not caring

Re: Weird vibe on new assistant editor on TMP

Posted:
Mon Jan 26, 2015 11:38 am
by Monkeyborg
"Editor Claire Out for the Week" Topic
Personal logo Editor in Chief Bill The Editor of TMP Fezian 25 Jan 2015 9:01 p.m. PST
If there is anything you needed Editor Claire for, please contact Editor Hebber while Claire is away.
R Brown 25 Jan 2015 9:10 p.m. PST
Lol
Personal logo sneakgun Supporting Member of TMP 25 Jan 2015 11:27 p.m. PST
What do you do to your Editors? Wisdom teeth, storms?????
She must have Skype exhaustion…
Re: Weird vibe on new assistant editor on TMP

Posted:
Mon Jan 26, 2015 11:56 am
by Drjackson
Does he even know what his staff does if you have to ask ?
Re: Weird vibe on new assistant editor on TMP

Posted:
Mon Jan 26, 2015 12:03 pm
by General Paranoia
Makes you wonder what on Earth people would actually need Editor Claire for.
Without Bill's Facebook style posts no one would notice if they existed or not for all the good they appear to do on TMP.
My guess is Bill is trying to big up their roles prior to running some sob story about needing more money to keep them on.
At the moment most people's reaction would be:-
"Why? They don't do anything you couldn't do yourself... and we know you aren't spending all your time coding TMP 4 as it's an off the shelf package that would need minimal setting up. Stop Skyping your harem or hanging out at Frothers and do the job your subscribers pay you to do"*
*Actual quote from the OFM
Re: Weird vibe on new assistant editor on TMP

Posted:
Mon Jan 26, 2015 12:32 pm
by Sane Max NLI
'Hi Baby, it's Bill,,, uh, I mean Frances here - wanna Play "The Naughty Girl with the Cock and the sexy American Tourist" like last time?'
'Uhhhhh Sorry Bill, I have to get 3 of my teeth pulled out without anaesthetic again'
'Weird, you boys.. I mean Girls... always seem to be having teeth pulled out?'
'I will send you pictures, it's true, honest!'
(Fuck, Gwen, I am starting to run out of teeth. What can I have removed next?)
Pat
Re: Weird vibe on new assistant editor on TMP

Posted:
Mon Jan 26, 2015 1:13 pm
by General Paranoia
Je Suis Emmanuel Goldstein
http://web.archive.org/web/201501261207 ... ?id=372757Ironically enough a dead Kennedy seems to be supporting Bill these days
Re: Weird vibe on new assistant editor on TMP

Posted:
Mon Jan 26, 2015 2:06 pm
by Monkeyborg
General Paranoia wrote:Ironically enough a dead Kennedy seems to be supporting Bill these days
The Robert Kennedy account has always supported Bill. I just assume it's one of Bill's personal sock puppets.
Re: Weird vibe on new assistant editor on TMP

Posted:
Mon Jan 26, 2015 2:42 pm
by General Paranoia
Monkeyborg wrote:General Paranoia wrote:Ironically enough a dead Kennedy seems to be supporting Bill these days
The Robert Kennedy account has always supported Bill. I just assume it's one of Bill's personal sock puppets.
Monty Schwab... only 1 in Oregon... yep I'll use that...
Francis Dormandy... died in 1930... that'll do nicely...
Robert Kennedy... another stiff, I'll add him to the list...
You can see why the Mormons are so obsessed with Genealogy!