The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

[The Jim Jones Cocktail Hour]

Well, that image has saved me some money.

The TMP diet...

A votre service mon ami.

Amicalement etc, etc.

[Levied Troop]

Oh come on Bircher muesli and a soy latte isn't much of a breakfast anyway. It will miss you more than you miss it. Now for lunch you can comtemplating Bill tucking into a fried pig's cock whilst rubbing his groin with a plucked Buff Orpington.

I know someone who's online nom-de-plume is Buff Orpington.

That's muesli, banana, 2 coffees and a Tunnocks Caramel wafer I'll have to mop up now.

[General Paranoia]

With the Sun giving up the page 3 girl perhaps Bill could steal a page, so to speak, from the Sun and have a TMP page 3 Editor?????? It would of course be by subscription only -wink wink nudge nudge- to help with the purchase of dental, air conditioning, and chickens. Of course privacy being so sacrosanct over on TMP the list would clearly be private.

Now the really smart thing about this is when TMP needs a little infusion the price for the extortio...erh subscription of page 3 goes up; lest somehow that very exclusive membership list got published n stuff.

It's not exactly a secret list as you can see from that thread, Bill's stuck a "" after their names
(notice how it's only the subscribers left posting on those threads now, he's pretty much driven everyone else away)

[kawasaki]

It's not exactly a secret list as you can see from that thread, Bill's stuck a "" after their names
(notice how it's only the subscribers left posting on those threads now, he's pretty much driven everyone else away)

He probably sees that as a win

[General Paranoia]

I'm sure he puts out a lot of those updates as bait to smite the unbelievers, after all everyone who disagrees with him is a Frothers sockpuppet!

[Monkeyborg]

I'm sure he puts out a lot of those updates as bait to smite the unbelievers, after all everyone who disagrees with him is a Frothers sockpuppet!

Doug is definitely NOT one of ours, but not sure how much longer he'll be tolerated for 'dissent'…

Doug em4miniatures Sponsoring Member of TMP 22 Jan 2015 4:04 a.m. PST

Have you ever seen Facebook? People take pics of everything nowadays.

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So why not leave it on Facebook? This is not FB.

Doug

Personal logo Editor in Chief Bill The Editor of TMP Fezian 22 Jan 2015 4:54 a.m. PST
I think it's kind of cool… *sickly blue smile, the smug smile of lies*

Of course he thinks it's cool. His Francis Monty persona is so much happier being creepy on Facebook. Why not get the TMP crowd used to it sooner rather than later?

[Clayface]

"Hi Bill, I wonder if it would be possible to have a new Board for 'How Many Ancient Mass-Battles games do you need? Fuck it, here's another one, you mugs" ?

"Sure you can baby, SICKLY BLUE SMILE I will make it all better and you will feel great. Switch on your webcam, drop your trousers and get ready for some lovin, you sweet sexy FWILF!"

[General Paranoia]

Bill's sent us a Polaroid as a thank you!



And Brownbear is back!

[Monkeyborg]

Uncle 'Wandering Fingers' Smurfintrout, the creepiest smurf in the mushroom village.

[Drjackson]

Stepman3 22 Jan 2015 8:58 a.m. PST

I have to go get a colonoscopy done next week, ill post the pictures…This site is getting more bazaar by the minute. Miniatures and banter is what appealed to me most about this site awhile back, but now it's getting weirder everyday…I know, I know…Don't like it, don't click on it