The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

[General Paranoia]

Good God, when I had root canal work done it didn't need a public announcement... nor did it keep me away from work for more than a couple of hours!
Then again, I don't have to rely on making up spurious stories to encourage people to send me money. Maybe Bill should get himself a real job

[BadBabyBunny]

What a bunch of fucking rejects everyone on TMP's Consumer Affairs board is, sitting around and pissing on Caliver/Minifigs.

Fixed that for you, you throwback. Why don't you fuck off and buy one of Napthyme's entrepreneurial 'lucky' boxes. You're probably his target market - "It's a box full of half-chewed human shit, but at least it's cheap! Awesome! I saved a dollar! Go USA!"

You pay more than a dollar for your half chewed human shit? I get stedders to chew mine for free.

[General Paranoia]

Does anyone else photograph themselves at the dentist?
Thought not.
Just think on that.

Have you ever seen Facebook? People take pics of everything nowadays.*sickly blue smile*

You know when he's lying, he always uses the sickly blue smile!

[smiley guest]

Does anyone else photograph themselves at the dentist?
Thought not.
Just think on that.

Have you ever seen Facebook? People take pics of everything nowadays.*sickly blue smile*

You know when he's lying, he always uses the sickly blue smile!

TMP specialises in smug, passive-agressive smiles

Glad you had enjoyed it boys! (smile)

[dhauser]

With the Sun giving up the page 3 girl perhaps Bill could steal a page, so to speak, from the Sun and have a TMP page 3 Editor?????? It would of course be by subscription only -wink wink nudge nudge- to help with the purchase of dental, air conditioning, and chickens. Of course privacy being so sacrosanct over on TMP the list would clearly be private.

Now the really smart thing about this is when TMP needs a little infusion the price for the extortio...erh subscription of page 3 goes up; lest somehow that very exclusive membership list got published n stuff.

[frotherPest]

She is too poor to afford pain killers. Send chickens!

[The Jim Jones Cocktail Hour]

You know when he's lying, you can hear the clicking of his keyboard!

Fixed that for you.

Actually, given the propensity of pretty much all folk under the age of 30 to endlessly post selfies on various anti-social media platforms, it's not beyond belief. I am not looking forward to Bill's SRS photos or the next time he applies his pile ointment.

[kawasaki]

You know when he's lying, you can hear the clicking of his keyboard!

Fixed that for you.

Actually, given the propensity of pretty much all folk under the age of 30 to endlessly post selfies on various anti-social media platforms, it's not beyond belief. I am not looking forward to Bill's SRS photos or the next time he applies his pile ointment.

Goodbye breakfast

[The Jim Jones Cocktail Hour]

Oh come on Bircher muesli and a soy latte isn't much of a breakfast anyway. It will miss you more than you miss it. Now for lunch you can comtemplating Bill tucking into a fried pig's cock whilst rubbing his groin with a plucked Buff Orpington.

[kawasaki]

Well, that image has saved me some money.

The TMP diet...