The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

[Hangashore]

Jim, sorry about that. It was my parrot. He's only 18 and quite immature. Climbed up while I was gone to get a drink.



Apologies again. I won't let Buckaroo have any sunflower seeds tonight.

Remember Napthyme, super businessman?

He's had another stroke of genius.

http://web.archive.org/web/201501210953 ... ?id=372230

"Stick a load of random old tat that I can't shift otherwise into a box. Yeah, the punters will go wild for it"

Cheeky use of the expression 'fuck you buckaroo' by bsrlee about half way down, made me smile.

What a bunch of fucking rejects everyone here is sitting around and pissing on everyone they can.

JJCH, Fuck YOU buckaroo, have a look: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fukubukuro

And everyone likes to laugh at the ignorant Americans...

[british_gamer]

Fuck y__ zzzzzzzzzzzzz.

[Monkeyborg]

What a bunch of fucking rejects everyone on TMP's Consumer Affairs board is, sitting around and pissing on Caliver/Minifigs.

Fixed that for you, you throwback. Why don't you fuck off and buy one of Napthyme's entrepreneurial 'lucky' boxes. You're probably his target market - "It's a box full of half-chewed human shit, but at least it's cheap! Awesome! I saved a dollar! Go USA!"

[british_gamer]

What a bunch of fucking rejects everyone on TMP's Consumer Affairs board is, sitting around and pissing on Caliver/Minifigs.

Fixed that for you, you throwback. Why don't you fuck off and buy one of Napthyme's entrepreneurial 'lucky' boxes. You're probably his target market - "It's a box full of half-chewed human shit, but at least it's cheap! Awesome! I saved a dollar! Go USA!"

From the wiki link.
Bags containing nothing but unwanted items are known colloquially as fukōbukuro ("misfortune bags") or utsubukuro ("depressing bags")

I think that's what napthyme's going for.

[Passer by]

Is that where you stick a large vibrator up a frozen chicken?

It's really all about the momentum

[General Paranoia]

What a bunch of fucking rejects everyone on TMP's Consumer Affairs board is, sitting around and pissing on Caliver/Minifigs.

Fixed that for you, you throwback. Why don't you fuck off and buy one of Napthyme's entrepreneurial 'lucky' boxes. You're probably his target market - "It's a box full of half-chewed human shit, but at least it's cheap! Awesome! I saved a dollar! Go USA!"

From the wiki link.
Bags containing nothing but unwanted items are known colloquially as fukōbukuro ("misfortune bags") or utsubukuro ("depressing bags")

I think that's what napthyme's going for.

So he's reinvented a pig in a poke

[Monkeyborg]

Depressing bags? That's most of the current TMP membership, isn't it?

[Sondergaard]

FFS.
http://web.archive.org/web/201501212316 ... ?id=372576

[Drjackson]

FFS.
http://web.archive.org/web/201501212316 ... ?id=372576

Dental work isn't free you know and Hurricane madeupname is about to destroy Manilla due to the popes lack of chickens to appease the gods. - GIVE MONEY NOW!!!!!!!

[british_gamer]

Does anyone else photograph themselves at the dentist?
Thought not.
Just think on that.