The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

[Clayface]

Meanwhile, back on TMP

"Saw War Horse" Topic*
Gunfreak

Didn't quite know what to expect. But there was alot less war and alot more horse than I expected.

Demand your money back! The movie was advertised as 'War Horse' and you are entitled to at least 50% 'War' with your portion of 'Horse'. The makers should rename it 'Horse War' to make it clear it's more about a Horse than a War, or perhaps 'Horse Horse Horse War' to reflect the over 75% Horse in this depressingly Horsey Film. Poor guy went in expecting 'Saving Private Dobbin', or 'The Longest Horse'. His date wouldn't go down on him once.

In the same way Gunfreak, I request a refund as I was expecting you to be much more 'Gun' and a lot less 'Freak'. Perhaps change your name to MuppetFreak?

Pat

*(Like others, when I read that topic title I expected a new movie about a plucky Trestle and his struggle to survive the Horrors of WWI along with his plucky mate Blacky Decker. I now feel this is a movie crying out to be made, preferably with Harry Hill as Loki)

[kawasaki]

I don't think Gunfreak has 'dates'.

I've always seen him as a fat, smelly Anders Brevik type.


http://web.archive.org/web/201501191240 ... ?id=160925

[The Jim Jones Cocktail Hour]

I don't think Gunfreak has 'dates'.

I've always seen him as a fat, smelly Anders Brevik type.


http://web.archive.org/web/201501191240 ... ?id=160925

Is that the Dutch chap who does moderns and WW2 in 20mm? Never really noticed his posting on TMP but if it's the same guy then he does do some sensationally good models.

[Clayface]

he does do some sensationally good models.

Lucky fellow - do they go to the Cinema with him?

No Gunfreak is Norwegian, he used to specialise in topics called 'Have atheists stopped molesting cats?' and then act all innocent when people got doghouses for calling him a troll. I suppose calling a Norwegian a troll is a bit racist.

Pat

[Macunaima]

Poor guy went in expecting 'Saving Private Dobbin', or 'The Longest Horse'. His date wouldn't go down on him once.

You mean to imply that Gunfreak intentionally takes his dates to guy flicks because he hopes they'll get bored and give him head?

That's not bad, actually...

[Macunaima]

I suppose calling a Norwegian a troll is a bit racist.

Or redundant.

[The Jim Jones Cocktail Hour]

he does do some sensationally good models.

Lucky fellow - do they go to the Cinema with him?

No Gunfreak is Norwegian, he used to specialise in topics called 'Have atheists stopped molesting cats?' and then act all innocent when people got doghouses for calling him a troll. I suppose calling a Norwegian a troll is a bit racist.

Pat

You're right I was thinking of the chap who posts on LAF as Gunbird. Does some amazing conversions to plastic and resin kits. If you like that sort of thing.

[Monkeyborg]

Yarp, Gunbird does good work. Active on The Guild forum too.

Gunfreak is quite active in The Fez. He seems to be one of the token Europeans and a quasi-liberal shit stirrer. Whereas Janner is the other token European and the only sane one that posts there.

[Macunaima]

Wait for it.

[Macunaima]

Wait for it...