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Re: Weird vibe on new assistant editor on TMP

Postby Monkeyborg » Thu Jan 15, 2015 8:21 pm

Editor in Chief Bill The Editor of TMP Fezian 15 Jan 2015 9:32 a.m. PST
The Pope is visiting Manila in the Philippines.

Due to all the excitement, the internet in Manila has been overloaded, and our editors in that area have been unable to get a reliable internet connection today.

So if you are waiting for something from Editors Hebber, Gwen or Maui, it may have to wait until the Pope is gone…


Thing is, nobody is waiting Bill. Nobody.

Evidently, no-one gives a shit what your made up staff are doing or not doing. Although, assuming they are real and not figments of your imagination, the Pope must really be putting a dampener on the old grubby Skype sessions…

Bill must have blue balls at the moment.
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Re: Weird vibe on new assistant editor on TMP

Postby british_gamer » Thu Jan 15, 2015 8:53 pm

What a pile of old horse shit.
Bill you get more bat shit crazy every day.
Lies covering lies covering lies and more lies covering some more lies. On and on into infinity… and beyond.
Bet he has a spreadsheet to keep tack of his stories.
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Re: Weird vibe on new assistant editor on TMP

Postby gweirda » Thu Jan 15, 2015 8:58 pm

Yup - he's writing his own Book of Mormon...
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Re: Weird vibe on new assistant editor on TMP

Postby flip » Thu Jan 15, 2015 9:08 pm

Things are slow at work this week. Might have to make a hundred sleeper accounts via TOR this week and start seeding them for an eventual, massive truth bombing campaign "at night when Bill's asleep".

Or not. If we talked it up a bit but didn't take any action at all, Bill would still lie and use it.

It's not just Bill. Obviously out-of-touch and suffering from the same sort of delusions any ultimately powerless tyrant in a small, pointless pond begins to suffer. It's the likewise filthy old men and out-of-touch and technologically inept users / hangers-on at TMP who let it go or even praise it.
Editor in Chief Bill The Editor of TMP Fezian 26 Apr 2016 9:21 p.m. PST
Drove past a local high school the other day, and some young girl was wearing yoga pants so tight one could count the muscles in her derriere!

She wasn't sloppy, though…
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Re: Weird vibe on new assistant editor on TMP

Postby flip » Thu Jan 15, 2015 9:20 pm

I love how no one, no one, apparently on TMP has any clue how adsense works or how advertising and data collection work on the internet. Yes, google (and many other data collectors and brokers) know where you go on the internet, even if you delete your cache, even if you browse in private mode. Super-cookies, timing functions, and the relative stickiness of most broadband IPs can at least track your general household, if not a specific person living there.

They know where you are (roughly) based on your IP block alone. They can figure out a ton of statistically likely factors about you based on the site you're on (TMP, etc), the content and keywords and search terms used on and to find that site. They are really good about guessing (if they don't already have that information from a supplier, or some other information you supplied without knowing it was being used to pinpoint exactly how to advertise to you): your age, gender, income bracket, address and past addresses, job and past jobs, education, home owner status, political and social affiliations, rough family tree, health problems, sexual orientation/fetishes, and sometimes even partial credit and criminal history, etc. Some of that information is spot-on, some of it is very vague or even totally incorrect, but it's alarmingly accurate in more cases than not.

This stuff is used to create incredibly accurate profiles of everyone on the web and put them into various advertising brackets and demographics so that each person does in fact get a tailored advertising experience (within the fairly vague limits of the filters administrator sets up).

You don't have to visit a Russian Mail Order bride website in order for Google to know that you're an old, sad, lonely man who is likely to be tricked into participating in a scam (or legal semi-scam). They know that Asian Lady Boys are a statistically interesting / high traffic topic on TMP and on sites where TMP is linked to or discussed. Of course ads like that are going to appear on the site.

Most advertisers on big, wide-net ad services like adsense cater to the lowest common denominator of tech-inept users and the gullible. They're the only people who aren't wise to adblock yet. They're the only people still stupid enough to click the shadiest trick ads out there. Like the one RebelYell points out in that thread that looks like a download link and seems to be designed to look like it's a feature of the site it's being advertised on, with a big green inviting download button. Shit works, that's why they pay for it.
Editor in Chief Bill The Editor of TMP Fezian 26 Apr 2016 9:21 p.m. PST
Drove past a local high school the other day, and some young girl was wearing yoga pants so tight one could count the muscles in her derriere!

She wasn't sloppy, though…
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Re: Weird vibe on new assistant editor on TMP

Postby flip » Thu Jan 15, 2015 9:30 pm

For reference, regarding my last post. In case you suspect I'm exaggerating: http://www.economist.com/news/special-r ... hird-party

I think most people on the internet these days know that data is being collected about them. I don't think most people have any clue quite how much data and how much that data can be used to extrapolate other details about you with such incredible accuracy.
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Drove past a local high school the other day, and some young girl was wearing yoga pants so tight one could count the muscles in her derriere!

She wasn't sloppy, though…
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Re: Weird vibe on new assistant editor on TMP

Postby Patrice » Thu Jan 15, 2015 10:03 pm

Monkeyborg wrote:
Editor in Chief Bill The Editor of TMP Fezian 15 Jan 2015 9:32 a.m. PST
The Pope is visiting Manila in the Philippines.
Due to all the excitement (...) if you are waiting for something from Editors Hebber, Gwen or Maui, it may have to wait until the Pope is gone.

:shock: :twisted: Should Roman Catholics demonstrate in the streets against these awful TMP suggestions about what the Pope can be doing? :roll: 0;)
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Re: Weird vibe on new assistant editor on TMP

Postby General Paranoia » Thu Jan 15, 2015 10:10 pm

flip wrote:I don't think most people have any clue quite how much data and how much that data can be used to extrapolate other details about you with such incredible accuracy.


You'd think Bill would have some idea of how much data can be collected and used to extrapolate other details with such incredible accuracy by now! 0;)

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TMP - killing off small companies!
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Re: Weird vibe on new assistant editor on TMP

Postby Katie » Thu Jan 15, 2015 11:16 pm

"I love how no one, no one, apparently on TMP has any clue how adsense works or how advertising and data collection work on the internet. "

Heyyyyy!!!

I still have an account there. It's just no-one's listening to me about these things... Like no-one listened to me about the need for a privacy policy. Which TMP still doesn't have.
The line between wild and crazy gets blurry..
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Re: Weird vibe on new assistant editor on TMP

Postby british_gamer » Thu Jan 15, 2015 11:32 pm

It's called Big Data for a reason.
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