The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

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Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Postby frotherPest » Wed Jan 13, 2021 3:51 pm

quote="Ssanemax"]TWAT-FIGHT! TWAT-FIGHT! TWAT-FIGHT!

Mac knows where Pest lives..... and Pest knows where Mac lives. Pest, it's best you arrange to meet at your place for your mutual arm-flailing and shouting session - no way BOTH of you will fit inside Mac's own anal cavity for a fight, even for a really girly one where you both grab each other's collars and ten fail to make contact with the other arm for twenty minutes.[/quote]

I’m a big enough asshole to fit everyone here.
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Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Postby John Holmes » Wed Jan 13, 2021 5:03 pm

frotherPest wrote:I’m a big enough asshole to fit everyone here.


Don't I know it. Very Disappointed. 2/5
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Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Postby frotherPest » Wed Jan 13, 2021 9:38 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Postby Khusrau » Thu Jan 14, 2021 6:39 pm

John Holmes wrote:
frotherPest wrote:I’m a big enough asshole to fit everyone here.


Don't I know it. Very Disappointed. 2/5


One at a time or simultaneously?

Has the Blue Fez combusted yet?
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Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Postby Perhaps » Thu Jan 14, 2021 10:18 pm

Picador wrote:I think John Cooper-Clarke captured the essence of this latest cunt rumble.

The pest pulled up, propped his pushbike at a pillar box, pulled his 'peen, paused at a post and pissed

'Piss in the proper place' pronounced a perturbed pedestrian, and presently, this particular part of the planet was plunged into a panorama of public pressure and pleasure through pain

The pandemonium prompted the police, who patrolled the precinct in panda cars, to pull up and peruse the problem, while pickpockets picked pockets in pairs

'Arrest the pest who so pointedly pissed in that public place' pleaded the peeved people, practically palpitating

The powerful police picked up the pest: pronounced him a poof, a pansy, a punk rocker, a pinko, a poodle poker. They picked him up, pummeled his pelvis, punctured his pipes, played ping-pong with his pubic parts, and packed him in a place of penal putrifaction

The period in prison prooved pitiless. the pendulous pressure of a painless personality purge prompted the pest to ponder upon progessive politics... and a workable prognosis

He put pen to paper and provatively and persuasively propogated his personal political premise -- pity: a police provacateur put poison pellets in the pest's porridge. the police provacateur was promoted, and the pest was presented with the Pulitzer peace prize... posthumously


Properly posted per Picador.
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Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Postby Tango tango tango » Thu Jan 14, 2021 11:20 pm

Macunaima wrote:Glad you like it, my friend.


This one won’t stay up long

http://theminiaturespage.com/boards/msg.mv?id=544442

He links to a discussion on TWW
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Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Postby kyotebue2 » Thu Jan 14, 2021 11:45 pm

Oh, Tango!!!!!
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Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Postby Bronshtein » Fri Jan 15, 2021 2:17 am

Well it reminded Derek to post something - on TWW! :D

(Disappeared on TNP - No acknowledgement Bill? There are hundreds of TWW references on your boards - best get looking!)
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Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Postby General Paranoia » Fri Jan 15, 2021 8:25 am

Bronshtein wrote:Well it reminded Derek to post something - on TWW! :D

(Disappeared on TNP - No acknowledgement Bill? There are hundreds of TWW references on your boards - best get looking!)


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Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Postby kyotebue2 » Fri Jan 15, 2021 8:33 am

We do a better job moderating TNP that that lazy bastard ever did.
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